Snouts in the Trough

I’m sure most of us admire the Queen. In spite of her age, she battles on putting public service before her personal self-gratification. I believe she would have pulled back long ago if she felt could. But, like the rest of the country, she realises that the heir to the throne, the useless Prince Charles, would be a disaster.

Charles is a self-pitying, stupid waste of skin. He hardly spends a waking moment not feeling sorry for himself. He has vast riches which he squanders on himself and worthless flunkies. If he had a single manly bone in his body, Queenie would have gone long ago. Let’s hope Queenie survives so we can skip a generation and she can hand over to William or else the one with the red hair who in no way resembles James ‘Horse’ Hewitt.

Most of wish we could do something to help those affected by the Pakistan floods. Some of us may even have given money. Even if we haven’t, our  Government has just chucked a pile of our cash Pakistan’s way. But will this help?

Sadly, countless studies by the UN of corruption worldwide indicate that in Pakistan over eighty per cent of all aid is stolen by thieving politicians, bureaucrats and local officials. So give money if you want, but remember former US president Jimmy Carter’s words that foreign aid means ‘taking money from the poor in rich countries to give to the rich in poor countries’. Can we help Pakistan – probably not.

Excellent news that the useless, overpaid, self-serving bureaucrats at the Audit Commission will soon be looking for new jobs. Let’s hope that more worthless, ineffective supposed regulators also get scrapped for living the high life while not doing their jobs. The Government could start with the Health Protection Agency, Ofcom, Ofwat and Ofgem. Then there are plenty more to go after that.

Another day and more completely unnecessary deaths of British soldiers supporting a corrupt, drug-dealing puppet government in Afghanistan.

Still, why should our rulers care? Our greedy, self-serving, hypocritical MPs are all off on their two-month summer holidays to spend the money they’ve been thieving on their expenses. They don’t give a damn about what happens to the rest of us.

Perhaps it’s time for Blair, Mandelson and Campbell to be tried for the murder of Dr. David Kelly, the man who accidentally threatened to derail their political careers and money-earning opportunities?

While the sporting press work themselves into a frenzy about England manager Fabio Capello’s relaxed attitude to the utter uselessness of his team, they’re forgetting one thing – Capello is earning over £100,000 a week and is the highest-paid national team manager in the world. He can’t do his job, but it would be too expensive to get rid of him because the buffoons at the FA are stupid, self-serving and incompetent.

Fabio’s snout is well and truly in the trough of our money and there’s nothing we can do about it. Well done Fabio.

The bleeding heart liberals are up in outrage (as usual) over Iran’s decision to stone a woman to death. Why? Iran is a country of fine traditions with a great past and a wonderful future. Iran is a country that upholds the highest moral standards, like holding fraudulent elections and keeping its people in ignorant servitude.

We should not be interfering in Iran’s affairs. Let the great Iranian nation have its fun. Let’s all get stoning.

Of the $55 million so far given in aid to Pakistan, around $50 million has come from non-muslim countries. Most of the oil- and cash-rich arab gulf states appear to have donated little to nothing, while European countries have been much more generous.

This failure of rich muslim countries to help Pakistan seems to ask some rather uncomfortable questions……

Anyone who watches BBC’s Panorama might be forgiven for wondering why we’re paying huge amounts of our money to a Mr. Jeremy Vine to introduce the programme. He adds nothing to the story and could easily be dispensed with.

But at the wasteful BBC gravy train there are lots of well-paid jobs for everyone who is lucky enough to be part of the club. So we can expect Jeremy Vine to continue taking loads of cash for his largely unnecessary Panorama appearances.

Supposed scientists are now claiming a new superbug is about to sweep across the world killing hundreds of thousands. Most of us seem to have survived the CjD epidemic, Sars, swine flu and the various other false scares dreamt up by supposed scientists eager to get on the news and get bigger grants from their governments. So perhaps we shouldn’t take this latest manufactured scare story too seriously.

Though, on the other hand, anyone entering one of our filthy, poorly managed, massively wasteful NHS hospitals is taking a big risk and really should be worried about ever emerging alive.