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A New Year’s message from Dave and George

Hello oiks. 2011 is going to be a pretty tough year, at least it will be for you stupid oiks. For us and all our friends, we’ll be having a whale of a time with your money. Firstly, our ‘tough’ new rules on MPs’ expenses mean they can now steal even more of your money […]

A beginner’s guide to Gordonomics

A prosperous New Year for the “100,000 Club”

A Christmas message from our MPs to our troops

Hi there. Hope you’re enjoying the weather in Afghanistan. Back here in Britain it’s pretty miserable. We know you’re being killed and injured in a pointless war supporting a corrupt puppet government. But if we were to bring you home, that would mean admitting we made a mistake sending you in the first place. And […]

Lying buffoons Cameron and Osborne increase public spending (on their friends)

Those two lying buffoons David “we’re all in this together” Cameron and George “we’re all in this together” Osborne have managed to increase public spending to a record level. Perhaps they didn’t realise that stuffing the House of Lords full of their mates allowing them to sponge off taxpayers for the rest of their lives […]

Can Rooney only score with hookers?

Africa isn’t our fault

Is the head of Ofgem a thief and a liar?

Just had my first death threat

What’s the difference between an Asian beach and a garbage dump?

Anyone who has visited the holiday ‘paradises’ of Bali or Phuket has probably noticed the local habit of throwing their rubbish everywhere and anywhere except in a garbage bin. So, what’s the difference between an Asian beach and a garbage dump? There’s usually more rubbish on the beach than in the garbage dump.