Multimillionaire ‘Yuman Rights’ lawyer and sex goddess Cherie Blair delighted in revealing details of her sex life in her dreadful book in the hope that this would sell a few more copies. So Cherie, tell us what you did to get Tony to sign Britain up to the European Convention on Human Rights? Did you […]
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By  David Craig, on June 26th, 2011By David Craig, on June 22nd, 2011A few months ago lying pompous bag of shit David “Conqueror” Cameron and his pygmy mate Nicholas “Smallcock” Sarkozy (brave leader of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys) launched their great war against the evil emperor Gaddafi. But Cameron and Smallcock haven’t had their great victory parade through Tripoli cheered by enthusiastic crowds. In fact Bag of […] By David Craig, on June 18th, 2011Britain gives £12.6 billion in foreign aid every year – equivalent to almost £800 per year for every British family where someone can be bothered to work and pay taxes. Yet studies by the UN (itself as corrupt as the day is long) have shown that 80% to 90% of all foreign aid is stolen […] By David Craig, on June 15th, 2011Multimillionaire owner of 7 homes, Environment Secretary Chris Huhne must have a great life. He pockets over £200,000 a year in salary and “expenses” and a massive pension all paid for by poor sods who often earn less than a tenth of what Huhne gets. So Rich Chris can go around posturing and posing and […] By David Craig, on June 12th, 2011The rich and powerful have always used wars and the threat of terrible enemies to keep us in our place so they can go on stealing our money and ruining our lives without us seeing how we are being fleeced. The great US/UK “War on Terror” is no exception. More people in the UK die […] By David Craig, on June 8th, 2011Do you like a good fireworks display? If so, perhaps you should head over to the house of footballer Ryan Giggs or his brother’s place. Given the revelations that Giggs has been putting his penis into the vagina (and maybe other places) of his brother’s wife for possibly the last 8 years, there are sure […] By David Craig, on June 6th, 2011After the England football team’s dismal performance against footballing nobodies Switzerland, you have to ask whether England’s manager Crapello actually gives a toss whether England win or lose. It’s easy to get the impression that like the randy Swede Erikson and the Wally with the Brolly, the England manager gets paid so much by the […] By David Craig, on June 5th, 2011A few months ago our lying PM David “Conqueror” Cameron and his new European best friend Nicholas “Smallcock” Sarkozy started a war with Libya in order to boost their own reputations as great international statesmen. Libya is just a bit of desert with a few towns spread out along the coast. Yet with the combined […] By David Craig, on June 2nd, 2011As expected, some of the most corrupt, self-serving freeloaders on earth, the FIFA members, all rallied round to protect their great leader Sepp “The Bribe” Blatter. Electing someone honest would have threatened their five-star bribe-fuelled lifestye. But by re-electing “The Bribe” the FIFA trash ensure the continuation of their corrupt freeloading. Soon FIFA will be […] By David Craig, on June 1st, 2011One should not laugh at others’ suffering. But there is something vaguely ironic about 16 people who bought organic salads being killed by their organic cucumbers. After all, the self-righteous, holier-than-thou, healthier-than-thou people who buy organic products do so in order to live longer, healthier lives than the rest of us. They spurn ordinary food […] |
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