May 2017

Everybody knows that you know what is a religion of peace!

How could anybody come to think that the Religion of Peace was really a Religion of Conquering, Mayhem and Murder? I don’t understand.

Quaran (3:56) “As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help.”

Quaran […]

Are Manuel’s management consultants wrecking BA?

I’m sure readers will be aware that our once favourite airline, the dreadful BA, has been having a few small problems over the bank holiday weekend.

Apparently, all useless BA’s computer systems crashed. After hiding for most of the weekend, BA’s boss, Spaniard Alex “Manuel” Cruz, finally emerged to implausibly claim that a brief “power […]

Britain’s UK-loathing Jihadi army is larger than that of smaller EU countries! Ooops!

Who would have thunk it? We’ve been lied to yet again and again ………

For years we’re been lectured by our rulers that “only a tiny minority” of ‘British’ Moozerlums hate us and that all attacks have been carried out by “lone wolves” (a totally false claim the IMHO treacherous Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham repeated […]

A slowish start to the holy month of Ramabomb?

So, the Religion of Peace’s holy month of Ramabomb has just started.

I’ve now found some more reliable figures of the death toll in religiously-inspired attacks in the Holy Month:

Oh dear. Last year seems to have been a bit of a slow one with ‘only’ 1,295 deaths – a mere 43 a day. […]

The immigration interview

With over 200,000 pieces of Third-World garbage pouring legally into our once great country every year and tens of thousands more rushing in illegally, I’ve tried to imagine what must happen when one of our (usually foreign-born and West-hating) immigration officers interviews some piece of possibly inbred, low-IQ, violent, intolerant, rape-obsessed scum applying for permanent […]

We are at war! And we are losing! Still, who cares? Not our rulers!

Question: “How do you fight a war if you don’t admit you’re at war?”

Answer: “Badly – in fact, you lose”

Hopefully, following the Manchester massacre, all my readers know the proper procedure for reacting:

Step 1: Treacherous Izlumophiliac politicians and police quickly get on TV to announce “our thoughts and prayers are with the […]

The Manchester murderers – first pictures?

The police claim to be hunting for anyone responsible for the Manchester massacre.

They’ll no doubt try to look incredibly busy for a few days. They may even invite the TV cameras and press photographers to film them dramatically arresting a few people (before quietly letting them go a couple of days later). And after […]

Manchester……..What can I say?

How to react to yesterday evening’s Manchester attack?

From our rulers expect:

“Our thoughts are with the victims and their families” “This had nothing to do with Izlum” “Izlum is a religion of peace” “The bomber was a ‘lone wolf’ with psychological problems” “We are united and terrorists will never succeed in dividing us” “British […]

Hey cousin! Let’s marry and produce dead babies or morons!

One London borough has just found (to their astonishment) that more than 20% of infant deaths between 2008 and 2016 were due to the parents being closely related.

A never-spoken-about problem with our ‘Asian’ friends is their inbreeding as a result of their long and deeply-ingrained practice of marrying first cousins — a practice that […]

Borrow, borrow, borrow!

Phew! What an exciting week it has been! We’ve had the main political parties launching their election manifestos. You can’t get much more exciting than that, can you?

And look at the enormous differences between the parties’ empty promises! It’s all so incredibly thrilling!

Still, at least there’s one certainty with today’s politicians – they […]