October 2016
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Fatboy wib small penis hab big missire

I wanted to show a video mocking our friends from the Religion of Tolerance, Peace and Harmony.

But that would get me killed.

So instead, here’s a video about a fat boy with a little teeny eeny weeny wiener who tries to compensate for what he’s missing in the manhood department by building big pharric missires.

This is a lot less funny than the other video I wanted to show. But it’s a lot safer too.

Although, who knows? Maybe Fatboy no hab sense humar? Maybe this get me kirred too?

Travel broadens the mind and lets us experience other cultures

(Snouts-in-the-trough – a daily blog that is heavily self-censored to avoid the writer being killed by those who get violent when they feel they are being offended. Welcome to the new ‘free speech is prohibited’ Britain)

They say that travel broadens the mind. So, as part of snouts-in-the-trough’s mission to educate and inform, I thought I’d take you on a tour of some of the West’s greatest cities.

Here’s London – home of Big Ben, the Houses of Parliament, Buckingham Palace and much much more:


And Rome – the Coliseum, the Vatican, the Spanish Steps and much much more:


And Paris – the Louvre, the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Left Bank and much much more:

Muslims praying, Elise Vincent, Comment

And Milan – its Gothic Cathedral, its wonderful fashion shops and much much more:

People kneel down in prayer in front of Milan's gothic cathedral as they protest Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, during a demonstration in Milan, Italy, Saturday, Jan. 3, 2009. Several hundred people, many of them draped in the Palestinian flag, walked through downtown streets, and at least one Israeli flag was burned, during a protest late Saturday afternoon. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno)

And Moscow – the Kremlin, Red Square, St Basil’s and much much more:


And Washington DC – the Capitol, the Senate and much much more:


And New York – the Empire State Building, Times Square, the skyscrapers and much much more:


Oh, how wonderful it is to travel and see so many different things!

Beware fake ‘Zamzam’! The Kuffirs are trying to kill us!

Dementia day for me today. However, as part of snouts-in-the-trough’s mission to educate and inform, I’d like to warn you all of the dangers of fake, cancer-infected Zamzam.

The Well of Zamzam (or the Zamzam Well, or just Zamzam) is a well located within the Masjid al-Haram in Mecca 20 m (66 ft) east of the Kaaba the holiest place in *sl*m. According to *sl*mic mythology, it is a miraculously generated source of water from God, which began thousands of years ago when Abraham’s infant son Ishmael was thirsty and kept crying for water. Millions of pilgrims visit the well each year while performing the Hajj and other pilgrimages, in order to drink its water.

Anyway, here’s an inbred, bearded, medieval maniac (sorry, slip of the finger, I meant ‘respected M*sl*m cleric’) warning his followers that we crafty, evil Kuffirs have been selling fake Zamzam infected with cancer in order to kill followers of the Religion of Enlightenment, Tolerance and Peace.

And we’re meant to reason with these idiots? Good grief!

‘Call deflection’ – how and why big companies treat you like dirt

They don’t care when you’re already a customer

I’ve been trying to arrange phone and Internet for a new home I have bought. So far, without much success.

There’s no problem when I call up the companies and press the various buttons showing that I’m a new customer. Then I get through to someone on their sales teams, usually in less than a minute.

But being an idiot, I like to test each potential supplier’s supposed ‘customer service’. So I also call pretending to be an existing customer to see how I’ll be treated should I actually buy any services from the companies. Then it seems almost impossible to get through to anyone. At EE I had to give up after almost 30 minutes listening to rubbish music and inane announcements about how important my call was. At Plusnet I gave up around the 20-minute mark. As for TalkTalk, Virgin and BT – what a disaster!

What I experienced is what the call-centre business calls ‘call deflection‘.

Every time a customer has to pick up the phone to call customer support, it costs the company £4, at least. If the customer’s problem cannot be solved by a tier one Customer Service Representative (CSR) and is escalated to the technical support line, this cost increases to £8+. Furthermore, if their problem isn’t solved at that point, these costs can accumulate, alongside the caller’s frustration.

Providing customer support via a call centre can be very expensive. This is why many big companies use ‘call deflection‘. They cut the number of call-centre and support staff and make customers wait 10 or 20 or 30 minutes or more in the hope the customer will give up trying to call. Throughout the waiting time, many companies repeatedly advise customers to visit their websites.

When a customer is forced out of frustration to give up on their phone call and visit a website, the cost of dealing with their query falls to only about £0.07 – that’s a 98% cost saving. This can massively increase profits at your energy company or phone and broadband provider or whatever company you have to deal with.

They know what they’re doing

Any modern call-centre system will constantly tell the staff and managers how long customers are waiting and how many customers give up. So, the call-centre manager can constantly ensure that calls from potential new customers are being answered relatively quickly. They can also ensure that potential new customers don’t get lost by hanging up.

On the other hand, with customers who are tied into a 12-month or 18-month contract, the call-centre manager will want them to wait a long time in the hope that they give up. In fact, the call-centre manager will probably have a target to get 60% or 70% or even 80% of callers to give up in order to save the company money. After all, if the customers are tied into a contract, there’s not much they can do about appalling service.

Moreover, any modern call-centre system will also have the capability to inform customers how long they’ll have to wait. Giving this information to customers would be good customer service. But most companies don’t use this capability because they know customers are less likely to hang up if they know how long they’ll have to wait for their call to be answered.

They want your business, but don’t want you

So, next time you’re kept hanging on for 20, 30, 40 or more minutes forced to listen to ghastly music and repeated messages about how ‘we pride ourselves on our excellent customer service’ (EE) and ‘we’re experiencing an unusually high level of calls at the moment’ and ‘your call is important to us’ and ‘one of our experienced customer services representatives will be with you shortly’ and ‘why don’t you visit our website at www. etc etc?‘ or whatever other bollox that some overpaid, over-pensioned supposed ‘customer service’ manager has dreamed up, you’re a victim of ‘call deflection‘.

Your call isn’t important to the company. You’re not important to the company.

In fact, the company really wants you to bugger off leaving them alone while they continue to take your money for their usually appalling service.

Donald Trump is no Nigel Farage

Clinton versus Trump

As readers will know, my books and blog are largely aimed at supporting the revolt of ordinary people – the people Hillary Clinton calls ‘deplorables, racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic, *sl*mophobic‘ etc etc – against the ever-increasing power of the greedy, lying, self-serving, hypocritical, holier-than-thou, treacherous globalist elites.

So, I’m afraid my life is such a sad and empty place that I watched the whole of the USA presidential debate last night between Clinton and Trump.

What I and probably millions of others were hoping for was that Trump would turn out to be another Nigel Farage or Geert Wilders or Viktor Orban or Marine Le Pen. Any of these could have completely taken apart the smirking, self-satisfied, power-hungry, lying, alleged lesbian Clinton.

But sadly, Trump is no politician. He’s not a great public speaker and seemed unable to express himself clearly and concisely. Clinton tore strips of him. He really didn’t land any killer blows on her. Yet he had many chances – her lies about being under fire while visiting Bosnia, her lies about the death of the American diplomat in Benghazi, her lies about her marriage of convenience to philandering Bill Clinton and much much more.

Trump’s performance was underwhelming to say the least. Trump didn’t come across well. He kept repeating himself. His character flaws were all too obvious. Though a president’s character is not as important as their ability to surround themselves with and trust people who can give sound advice.

Of course, we don’t know how American voters will react to the two candidates. Maybe they’ll fall for slimey Clinton’s well-prepared, well-rehearsed pack of lies. Or maybe they’ll give Trump the benefit of the doubt and not hold it against him that he isn’t a consummate liar like Hillary.

Either way, America will end up with a president much of the population despises. And that’s not great for America’s or the world’s future.

Hillary’s health

You’ll probably have seen stories about Crooked Hillary’s health with some commentators suggesting that strange eye movements during recent speeches suggest she may have neurological problems. So, here’s a short video proving that Lying Hillary is in the best of health:


We’re proud to be “deplorables”. We’re proud to want to defend our countries and civilisation

(Snouts-in-the-trough – a daily blog that is heavily self-censored to avoid the writer being killed by those who get violent when they feel they are being offended. Welcome to the new ‘free speech is prohibited’ Britain)

So, multimillionaire Hillary ‘Goldman Sachs’ Clinton now brands all patriotic Americans, who want to defend their country and their freedoms, as being “deplorables” who are “racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic or *sl*mophobic”.

Those are pretty much the same easy insults that the Establishment and sycophantic mainstream media hurl at any Brits who want to leave the EU; any Dutch people who want to control Third-World immigration to their already overcrowded small country; anyone from Eastern Europe who doesn’t want their countries to become part of a new Caliphate; any French citizens who believe in preserving their country and culture; any Germans who dare criticise Merkel’s M*sl*m invasion; in fact, anyone who is uneasy about the global elites’ plans to wipe out nation states by flooding the West with millions of violent, ignorant, illiterate, unemployable, religiously-backward, inbred, murderous morons.

So, let’s admit it – we’re proud to be “deplorables”, we’re proud to want to defend a civilisation the elites are so desperate to destroy:

The West’s suicide – death by ‘posturing compassion’

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At 7 minutes this video is longer than I usually recommend. And the first 3 minutes are the best. But the whole thing is probably worth watching.

Our posturing rulers, self-righteous media and holier-than-thou luvvies don’t seem to understand that suicide is not an act of compassion, it’s just suicide – and it’s unnecessary:

Meanwhile in the USA

Oh dear. Another shooting in the USA. This time by a ‘Hispanic’ man. When/if the police catch the ‘Hispanic’ male, it will be interesting to see how ‘Hispanic’ he really is or whether his ‘Hispanic’ name happens to start with an ‘M’ and end with a ‘D’.

If I’m right, then I imagine the politicians and police are already busily dusting off their “this has NTDWI” quotes.

Do stupid German girls deserve to be RoP-raped?

There are a few deeply disturbing aspects of the video (link below) of some of Germany’s new arrivals enjoying a day at their local swimming pool:

  • Why are there so many men and so few females in the pool? (When I write ‘men’, I of course mean ‘inbred, violent, misogynist, backward, useless, illiterate, unemployable, sex-obsessed morons’)
  • What are the ‘men’ really up to? Are they having innocent fun? Or is this ‘Tahharush’  – a charming, medieval, misogynist custom whereby the men lure girls into the centre of a group, close in on them and then start touching their breasts and buttocks and shoving their fingers into their vaginas and anuses?
  • Why do the pool attendants do nothing? Have German men completely lost their masculinity? If so, it’s no wonder the new arrivals despise them so much
  • Why do the girls join in the ‘fun’? How stupid are they? Don’t they know what’s going on? Don’t they ever see the news? Don’t they understand the multi-cultural enrichment they’ll suffer if they let any of Merkel’s migrant masses get near them?

A fairly quiet week?

Over the last seven days, there have been religiously-inspired attacks in ‘only’ 9 countries with ‘only’ 72 dead and ‘only’ 124 injured.

There have probably also been hundreds or even thousands of rapes. But we’ll never know how many as the authorities don’t report these.

So, why do the waaccisssts claim there is a problem with the Religion of Peace?

Date Country City Killed Injured Description
2016.09.21 Somalia Mogadishu 3 4 Three others are killed when a suicide car bomber detonates along a city street.
2016.09.20 Syria Manbij 3 14 Three children are disassembled by an ISIS IED.
2016.09.19 Israel Jerusalem 0 2 A female border guard is stabbed in the neck by a Palestinian terrorist.
2016.09.18 Nigeria Kwamjilari 8 0 Eight people standing outside a church are riddled with bullets by Muslim extremists.
2016.09.18 India Uri 18 19 Four suicide bombers sneak onto an army base and murder eighteen sleeping soldiers.
2016.09.17 Thailand Songkhla 1 1 Muslim ‘insurgents’ murder a 71-year-old Buddhist in front of his home.
2016.09.17 USA NYC, NY 0 29 A former asylum seeker plants several explosives, one of which injures twenty-nine innocents.
2016.09.17 Iraq Anbar 1 0 A man is savagely beheaded by Muslim radicals.
2016.09.16 Pakistan Batta Meena 36 45 Children are among three dozen worshippers blown to bits by a suicide bomber at a packed mosque.
2016.09.15 Iraq Sharqat 2 0 A woman and her son are murdered in cold blood by the Islamic State.

We all need a good laugh from time to time

We all like to have a good laugh. So, today’s LMFAO moment is supplied by that great American comedienne Hillary Rodham Clinton.

One of the criticisms often made of boot-faced, power-hungry, lying ‘Crooked Hillary’ is that she doesn’t have a sense of humour. But today I will prove that the lady is an absolute hoot, a ‘joke-a-minute’ comic genius, a marvel of subtlety and wit.

Here’s a side-bursting tweet from comic wonder ‘Hilarious’ Hillary:


Now, you can’t get funnier than that, can you?