October 2016
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“Earth has not anything to show more fair……”

Earth has not anything to show more fair:
Dull would he be of soul who could pass by
A sight so touching in its majesty:
This City now doth, like a garment, wear
The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,
Ships, towers, domes, theatres and temples lie
Open unto the fields, and to the sky;
All bright and glittering in the smokeless air.
Never did sun more beautifully steep
In his first splendor, valley, rock, or hill;
Ne’er saw I, never felt, a calm so deep!
The river glideth at his own sweet will:
Dear God! The very houses seem asleep;
And all that mighty heart is lying still!

(William Wordsworth)

Yesterday I had the misfortune to visit London. As there were two of us going and the train was too expensive, I decided to drive. After all, I would get to London after the morning rush hour and leave before the evening rush hour. So, what could go wrong?

My average speed for the 240 mile journey (90% of it on motorways) was a stunning 34 mph.

Motorists start to queue in heavy traffic on the M25 between junction 12 and 13 near Egham, Surrey, as the August Bank Holiday getaway begins.

But why? Because there is no rush hour in London any more. London is so overcrowded that the ‘rush hour’ now lasts from about 07.00h to about 20.00h and the M25 looks more like a car park than a ring road.

In the last 15 years of uncontrolled open doors immigration, over 7,500,000 migrants have moved to Britain. About half are coming from the EU and most of those will work. The other 3,750,000 are violent, intolerant, inbred, illiterate, unemployable subhumans who are coming to destroy our health system and schools, ravage our housing stock and bankrupt our benefits system.

A large number of these new arrivals have settled in or near London:


Here is a list of the world’s ten largest cities. Most are filthy, Third-World cesspits. London ‘proudly’ comes in at number 8:

  1. Shanghai – 24356,000
  2. Karachi – 23,500,000
  3. Beijing – 21,516,000
  4. Delhi – 16,350,000
  5. Lagos – 16,060,000
  6. Tjanjin – 15,200,000
  7. Istanbul – 14,160,000
  8. London – 13,700,000
  9. Tokyo – 13,513,000
  10. Mumbai – 12,440,000

In addition to reaching London, I had to travel into the City. On the way to my meeting, I walked most of the way across town. But even that wasn’t so simple – crowds, crowds and more crowds:


On the way back, I took the tube. One tube line was stopped due to a security scare. Another hardly had any trains due to a signalling failure. And the crowds on the remaining trains were beyond belief:


London is falling apart – every daylight hour is ‘rush hour’, the roads are congested, the streets are overcrowded, the infrastructure is struggling and quality of life is declining.

The latest statistics show that only one in every three supposed ‘Londoners’ was born in Britain. Two thirds of London’s population are migrants.

I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether what our rulers have done to our once beautiful capital city is progress or the opposite.

Still, at least it’s fairly safe to walk around the centre of London, unlike Paris where migrant and gypsy gangs of pickpockets, muggers and rapists freely roam the streets.

Come on a “Strategic Internal Communications” conference

I can’t bring myself to write about the ‘child migrant’ scam being forced on us by the progressive, lefty, mainstream media and bleating, blubbing multi-millionaire luvvies. Here are pictures you’ve probably all seen of supposedly ‘vulnerable 12-year-olds’ being welcomed into our country:


No doubt it won’t be long before these primitive, violent, inbred, benefits-scrounging, illiterate, unemployable, worthless morons are raping and robbing their way across our land. But the lefties and luvvies don’t care as they can afford to live in expensive neighbourhoods where they won’t have to experience the Religion of Peace crime wave the ‘vulnerable 12-year-olds’ will bring.

So, let’s deal with something a bit more cheerful.

Hopefully some of you saw the BBC2 documentary WHO’S SPENDING BRITAIN’S BILLIONS? in which I was briefly interviewed at 20.00h on Tuesday evening.

If you did, you’ll have seen some management-gobbledigook-spouting, complete idiots from the public sector trying to explain why they need to pay millions to management consultants. Most just parrotted the phrase “it’s sometimes useful to get an external perspective”. If these buffoons need someone to tell them how to do their jobs, why are we paying so many of them between £100,000 and £200,000 a year?

The most appalling was a really moronic old bat, who was leader of a council somewhere in Wales. She got so angry at the interviewer for showing up her utter stupidity and ineptitude that she threw him out of her office.

In my 20+years selling consultancy to self-opinionated, pompous, incompetent jackasses in the some of the worst-run organisations in the Western world, this ghastly woman is typical of council bosses, and most public-sector managers, across our once great country.

Anyway, here’s a short piece from an invitation I’ve just received to a conference on “Strategic Internal Communications” (whatever those are).

In my experience, these totally pointless and meaningless conferences tend to be attended by crowds of supposed ‘managers’ from the public sector. It gives them the chance for a nice day out at taxpayers’ expense and makes them feel important and effective.

Here’s the invitation:

We’ve got a host of industry leaders coming to speak to you about empowering employees, communicating effectively through change, creating a more agile workplace culture, making the most of available technologies, and much more.

This is your chance to learn cutting-edge employee engagement techniques while gaining fresh perspectives from a range of industry peers.

Speaker highlights include:

  • Rebecca Heptinstall, FT
  • Drew McMillan, Virgin Trains
  • Caroline Rhodes, Diageo
  • Nicola Green, Telefonica
  • Charelle Wigley, Bupa

Early bird registration closes this Friday, 21 October. Make sure you book before then to save £100 on your conference pass.

For me, there are two things interesting with this conference:

  • firstly, it’s just an opportunity for vast amounts of worthless, management-speak flatulence of the type so enjoyed by Britain’s new managerial classes who can talk the talk but definitely can’t walk the walk
  • secondly, note that four of the five ‘highlight’ speakers appear to be females. So, it’s not just men who can spend their whole careers climbing the organisational ladder by spouting unadulterated shite.

Anyway, next time you’re in a meeting or at a conference, having to listen to pure, one hundred percent tripe, here’s a card you can print off and use to play “Bullshit Bingo”:


You just have to tick off ten management-speak words and phrases, then you jump up and shout “Bullshit Bingo!!!”

Then you get fired for daring to expose the utter fatuousness of most British managers today.

Don’t get fooled by the “Transformation” trick

Last night I appeared (rather briefly) in a BBC2 documentary – WHO’S SPENDING BRITAIN’S BILLIONS?

I made two appearances:

  • one was to explain how management consultants ‘land and expand’ in any organisation, especially the useless, incompetently-managed British public sector. The consultants get their foot in the door by offering to do a cheapish study on organisational effectiveness. Then they use that to con hopeless managers into buying massive, often multi-million-pound supposed ‘improvement programmes’
  • the second bit I did was to warn about management consultants’ latest and possibly greatest ever sales trick – selling idiotic managers the idea that they need to do a “Transformation Programme”

Go into any public-sector organisation or any council and you’re almost guaranteed to find that they have used or are using management consultants to run their “Transformation Programme”.



I have a confession to make. In the 1990s, I worked at the management consultancy Gemini Consulting which was part of the voracious CapGemini group

At the time, Gemini Consulting was getting slaughtered in the marketplace by the big accountancies’ growing consultancy businesses. The problem was that the accountancies could deliver the trendy product of that time – BPR (Business Process Reengineering) – for often less than £5,000 per consultant per week. This was much cheaper than the £7,000 plus expenses per consultant per week that we at Gemini charged. The accountancies could undercut Gemini’s prices because they used armies of ‘billing fodder’ (cheap, inexperienced consultants) while Gemini tended to have more experienced and thus more highly-paid staff.

In order to fight back against the lower-priced competition, Gemini tried to find a smart new way of dressing up its services to make them look different and more valuable than those of our competitors. After a few real turkeys, they came up with the idea of ‘Business Transformation’. Gemini’s big chiefs even wrote a book called Transforming the Organization and, if I remember correctly, Gemini tried unsuccessfully to trade-mark the phrase ‘Business Transformation’ as a product only its consultants could deliver.

Reviewing the book at the time, the respected magazine The Economist wrote with great prescience that a true transformation ‘would employ an army of consultants for a century – and cause endless disruption’.

Most organisations can be improved, but very few need to be ‘transformed’. The great thing about ‘transformation’ was that it enabled us consultants to sell massive consulting contracts where we lucratively, and possibly sometimes unnecessarily, totally restructured our clients’ organisations and also put in huge new computer systems, again lucratively but perhaps unnecessarily.

And now, to British taxpayers’ horrifically large cost, most of our public sector have caught the transformation bug.

The only thing that transformation has ever transformed are the ever healthier bank balances of the multimillionaire consultants who fool politicians, bureaucrats and business bosses into launching their massive, deluded “Transformation Programmes”.

I know. I used to sell “Transformation”.

Oh, and here’s a short video I made explaining just a few management consultants’ tricks. It’s based around a song sung by McKinsey management consultants at one of their Christmas parties:

Could you get your ‘interesting’ life story in a women’s magazine?

I can’t always write about too serious stuff every day. So I thought some readers might be mildly interested in what kind of stories you need to have if you want your ‘interesting’ life to be featured in a women’s magazine.

As I very occasionally get an article in a newspaper, here’s an email I received from a company that flogs ordinary people’s stories to women’s mags.

So, if you’ve lost weight, have a kinky love life, spend all your money on your pets or have a STI, you could be famous:

We will PAY YOU to share YOUR Experiences

Appear in a magazine & we’ll pay you. Raise awareness, share your story, or just have a little fun.  We’ll consider any story, but we’re also LOOKING FOR THESE CASE STUDIES right now…

OCTOBER Story Requests — URGENT

We are desperate to find more stories to fill the real life sections of magazine and papers, so now is the best time for YOU to share your story and GET PAID.  We’ll consider any story, but if you can help with any of these specific requests please contact us by clicking on the ‘GET YOUR STORY VALUED’ button below, and using the ‘Story Valuation’ form:

  1. Victims of love rats, cheats and scoundrels!
  2. I’m having (or have had) cosmetic surgery for Xmas.
  3. Young women who confess they are addicted to cosmetic surgery.
  4. We were married at first sight.
  5. Couples who have an open relationship and say it makes them stronger (or the opposite).
  6. An affair saved our marriage.
  7. My child is obsessed with a Youtube star.
  8. My child is obsessed with BECOMING a Youtube star.
  9. Women who re-married their husbands years later.
  10. Funny/sad/strange Xmas stories.
  11. I have had an STI (we’d like to speak to people who can talk openly and candidly about having an STI)
  12. I’ve had over 100 partners (we’d ideally like to speak to women who’ve slept with a lot of partners and don’t see it as a problem. Do you think it’s OK for men, but carries a stigma for women, and is this fair?).
  13. I fell for a holiday love rat.
  14. I was the victim of ‘REVENGE P0RN’.
  15. I spend my benefits on plastic surgery and/or holidays (or other luxary items).
  16. Couples who have a kinky love lives and would tell us all about it (this is for our love and relationships section).
  17. Women who have been victim of serous crime and perpetrator went to prison.
  18. I have lost ten stones or more.
  19. I spend all my money on my pets.
  20. I would do anything to make my child famous.
  21. My child was bullied online (help us stand up to bullying by raising awareness of the issue).
  22. My fella is much younger than me (is there a large age gap in your relationship?).

If you can help with any of these stories, or you have any other stories or experiences that you would like to contribute to the real-life section of a magazine or newspaper, please let us know by clicking on the button below and completing the Story Valuation form on our site.

There is no obligation and we won’t print anything without your permission.  You only need to provide a few details which are for valuation purposes only.

Pope makes abject surrender to the invaders

On the one side of the great clash of civilisations, we have a tired, economically-stagnant, increasingly agnostic and atheist West ruled by a corrupt cabal of bankers and their political puppets.

On the other side we have 1.2 billion followers of a supremacist, intolerant, violent death cult. Of course, only about 20% to 30% of the death cult actively want to conquer the ailing West and establish a new Caliphate across Europe and even America. But that 20% to 30% gives us 240 million to 360 million people who genuinely want to conquer and kill us.

So, faced with this existential threat to our civilisation and values, how have our religious rulers reacted?

A few days ago, I quoted an American catholic cardinal who warned: “It is clear that M*sl*ms have as their ultimate goal conquest and power over the world. *sl*m, through sharia, their law, will rule the world and permit violence against infidels, such as Christians. But we find it hard to recognise this reality and to respond by defending the Christian faith.”

“Many people do not understand what *sl*m really is,” he added. “They create these slogans: we all believe in the same God, we are all united by love and so on. It’s not true.”

“*sl*m is a threat in the sense that for the true M*sl*m, Allah must rule the world. Christ said in the Gospel: ‘Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s’. He continued “By contrast, the *sl*mic religion which is based on the law of the Koran aims to govern all countries where there are M*sl*ms”.

“While they are the minority they cannot insist, but when they become the majority they must apply the Sharia.”

The problem is that M*sl*ms aim for expansion,” he added. “The whole history of the *sl*mic presence in Europe is an attempt to conquer it.

But as for the Pope, the head of the Catholic Church, what’s his attitude to defending the world’s 1.2 billion Catholics? “I think it is not right to identity *sl*m with violence,” he told reporters aboard the plane taking him back to Rome after a five-day trip to Poland. “This is not right and this is not true.”

Francis was responding to a question about the killing on July 26 of an 85-year-old Roman Catholic priest by knife-wielding attackers who burst into a church service in western France, forced the priest to his knees and slit his throat. The attack was claimed by *sl*mic State.

“I think that in nearly all religions there is a always a small fundamentalist group,” he said, adding “We have them,” referring to Catholicism.

The Pope even suggested merging Christianity and *sl*m into one religion: “We can accomplish miraculous things in the world by merging our faiths, and the time for such a movement is now”.

Well, Mr Pope, that’s certainly one idea the *sl*mists would agree with. However, rather than a ‘merger’, I think the 240 million to 360 million *sl*mists are more inclined to be going for what a businessman (or business woman, of course, or businessperson of fluid gender) would call a ‘hostile takeover’.

But, as pictures speak louder than words, here’s a picture of the Pope demonstrating to the invading *sl*mist armies his position on defending Christianity.

I wonder what message this picture sends to the invaders?

Pope Francis kisses the foot of a man during the foot-washing ritual at the Castelnuovo di Porto refugees center, some 30km (18, 6 miles) from Rome, Thursday, March 24, 2016. The pontiff washed and kissed the feet of Muslim, Orthodox, Hindu and Catholic refugees Thursday, declaring them children of the same God, in a gesture of welcome and brotherhood at a time when anti-Muslim and anti-immigrant sentiment has spiked following the Brussels attacks. (L'Osservatore Romano/Pool Photo via AP)

Can we believe the Goldman Sachs “destroy Trump” campaign?

As the US election hots up, we’re getting plenty of coverage of Trump’s alleged groping from the mainstream media. But journalists seem to have totally forgotten about Bill Clinton’s behaviour, including alleged rape, as they all root for crooked Hillary.

I, of course, don’t know whether the stories about Trump are true or not. But I do know that any man with wealth and power will tend to be a bit of a womaniser (just ask democrats Bill Clinton or JF Kennedy about that).

What I do know is that there is a desperate campaign by the Establishment to destroy Trump in order to have Goldman Sachs’ glove puppet Hillary Clinton elected.

So, to try to redress the balance, here’s a report from the non-mainstream media suggesting that the ‘Get Trump’ campaign may be based on a pack of lies.

This does not make me a Trump supporter – just someone who believes that we should hear both sides of a story:

Trump accuser from a flight 30 years ago allegedly has ties to the Clinton Foundation.

Jessica Leads

Jessica Leeds

TruthFeed  Jessica Leeds, who claims Trump “groped” her on an airplane is coming under a great deal of well-earned scrutiny and is being outed as a  liar and a Clinton operative.

Firstly, she claims that Trump LIFTED the “arm” on in first class seat and groped her. The problem with that story is that the armrests in First Class in 1980’s planes do not “lift,” they are stationary consoles.


Leeds allegedly has the same phone number as the Clinton Foundation.


Leeds also has other ties to Hillary Clinton:


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Another accuser,  Summer Zervos, was fired by Trump on the first episode of The Apprentice, Season Five:



Former Miss USA Beauty Pageant contestant dismisses ‘disgusting accusation’ against Trump:

 A former beauty pageant contestant has come to the defense of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump after another ex-pageant contestant attacked him for making pageant contestants feel uncomfortable by “strolling right in” to a changing room

“Our first introduction to him was when we were at the dress rehearsal and half naked changing into our bikinis,” alleged Tasha Dixon, who was Miss Arizona in 2001. “To have the owner come waltzing in, when we’re naked, or half naked, in a very physically vulnerable position and then to have the pressure of the people that worked for him telling us to go fawn all over him, go walk up to him, talk to him, get his attention.”

Dixon said Trump owned the pageant for one reason: “to utilize his power to get around beautiful women.”

Dixon’s claims were roundly rejected by Carrie Prejean Boller, Miss California in 2009. “To paint Mr. Trump as someone who would purposely walk into a women’s dressing room and ask women to come impress him is the most disgusting accusation so far,” she said.

“Mr. Trump has empowered me as a woman, has given me career opportunities and defended me during my reign as Miss California USA,” said Boller, who faced backlash in 2009 when she said “marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

As reported by Western Journalism, in May Boller revealed that she had told the New York Times she would not cooperate with the paper’s anti-Trump agenda.

“… when they started this whole campaign against him, several reporters had reached out to me and asked to interview me, and I said that I really had nothing to say to them, and they weren’t going to get out anything out of me negatively about Donald Trump,” she said. “And they weren’t really happy with that.”

Britain doesn’t want the Christians either

America doesn’t want the Christians

About a week ago, I wrote a blog explaining how the USA is taking in followers of the Religion of Peace in preference to giving refuge to the Middle East’s persecuted Christians.

Before the outbreak of the Syrian civil war, 74% of the Syrian population were Sunnis, 13% were Shias, 10% Christians and 3% were Druze.

Oh, and incidentally, all these different groups lived in peace until the West decided that it would follow its ‘successes’ in Iraq and Egypt installing democracy in the Middle East by toppling John Kerry’s former chum – Syria’s President Assad:


As he now lambasts Assad for crimes against humanity, Mr Kerry would probably rather that we all forget how friendly the two used to be. After all, Mr Kerry is trying to stoke up a war with Russia in his increasingly desperate attempts to get rid of Assad – the only person who could keep Syria’s diverse communities from each others’ throats.

Taking the latest available figures, of the 6,726 total Syrian refugee arrivals in the USA up till July 2016, 6,625 (98.4%) were Sunnis and 23 (0.3%) were Christians – including 15 described simply as “Christian,” five Catholics, two Orthodox and one Greek Orthodox adherent.

The remaining 78 (1.1%) comprised 49 refugees described in the data simply as “M*sl*m,” 17 Shi’a M*sl*ms (0.002%), 10 Yazidis, one of “no religion” and one “other religion.

In April, the U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry – President Assad’s former BFFL as shown by the photo above – even went so far as to declare Islamic State as “responsible for genocide” against Christians, Yazidis and other minority groups in the territories it controls.

So, in spite of the fact that Christians made up around 10% of Syria’s population and are continuously persecuted by our friends from the One Great and True Religion, mysteriously they only accounted for 0.3% of refugee arrivals into the USA.

I wonder if Hussein Obama Hillary ‘Hug a M*sl*m’ Clinton would like to explain this apparent discrepancy?

Britain doesn’t want the Christians either

Well, that was America. Perhaps good old Britain is doing better when it comes to protecting the Middle East’s persecuted and long-suffering Christians?

But figures obtained from the Home Office through a freedom of information request lodged by Christian Today has now revealed that 97.5% of the Syrian refugees brought to the UK under the government’s resettlement scheme so far are followers of the religion that will dominate the world, whereas Christians account for fewer than 2%.

Home Office records show that between September 7, 2015, and June 30 this year (the most recent figures available), 2,659 individuals were resettled under the government’s Syrian Vulnerable Persons Resettlement (VPR) scheme.

Of those, 2,592 (97.6%) are M*sl*ms whereas just 51 (1.9%) are Christians, four of whom are identified as Eastern Orthodox. Three Druze and 13 Yazidis were also resettled.

This is despite widespread acknowledgement that the Christian population in Syria is suffering extreme persecution.

Charity Open Doors, which works on behalf of persecuted Christians worldwide, reports “Islamic State (IS) attacked 35 Christian villages in February 2015 alone, abducting over 250 people and driving 3,000 others from their homes; the militants later executed three Christian hostages. It is impossible to be a Christian in IS-controlled areas, and even in areas still controlled by the government.

Despite the outflow of people from the region, there are still believed to be around 772,000 Christians remaining in the country, making up more than 4% of the current population. But it looks rather doubtful many of them will be accepted for resettlement into the West.

Why so few Christians?

One of the problems of getting Syrian Christians into the West seems to be that there aren’t too many of them in the refugee camps. There appears to be widespread persecution of Christians not only throughout the Middle East but also in the refugee camps – the men are threatened and beaten, the women and children are raped. And, of course, the ‘humanitarian’ workers from the UN look the other way, just as the British police allowed M*sl*m rape gangs to operate throughout Britain, because to criticise members of the Religion of Peace would be condemned as *sl*mophobic.

So, Christians fleeing the fighting in the Syrian civil war, are also having to flee the UN-run refugee camps.

But, of course, these issues are never mentioned by the Burkha Broadcasting Corporation nor, in fact, in any of the mainstream media because to criticise anything about the Religion of Peace would be immediately branded as *sl*mophobic.

And so the persecution and slaughter of the Middle East’s Christians continues as our Christian-hating rulers look the other way.

(Tomorrow – the Pope surrenders to the Religion of Peace invaders)

Fancy a shopping trip to France?

It’s my understanding that this short (1 minute) video clip shows some gimmegrant locust scum (sorry, slip of the finger, I meant “highly-educated engineers and brain surgeons newly arrived in France”) on a shopping trip to their local supermarket:

Naturally, because we must respect their culture, these charming people won’t be required to pay for anything they’re ‘buying’. To expect them to pay for their ‘shopping’ would be “waacccissssttt” and, of course, “*sl*mophobic”.

I believe that shopkeepers and supermarket managers in France, Germany, Swedistan, Belgistan and other countries have been told not to call the police while the thievegrants are on their shopping trips as that would mean crimes would have to be registered and might even cause inter-community tensions (which we want to avoid at all costs). Instead, the shop owners and managers have been instructed to wait till the thievegrants have finished looting their stores and then they get reimbursed by the authorities (using taxpayers’ money) for everything that has been stolen.

Here’s a quote from someone living in a medium-sized German town “there have been serious theft problems in stores where ‘refugees’ walk in, take what they want or need, and walk out again without paying. In the beginning, grocery stores called the police, but stopped doing so after they were told to write up the losses and contact someone at the local municipality to reimburse them.”

This convenient arrangement means that the shopkeepers suffer no losses from the thievegrant swarms and that levels of reported thievegrant crime are ostensibly extremely low, showing what a wonderful contribution Merkel’s migrant millions are making to our tired continent.

Oh look! Here are some more eager ‘shoppers’ arriving in Europe. This sight will surely gladden the hearts of shop managers and owners across our invaded countries!

we've ruined our countries

Are all NHS managers incompetent? Or just most of them?

Having given up after waiting almost two hours for a blood test at Christchurch Hospital Trust yesterday, I’d like to return to a theme regular readers are probably tired of – the utter uselessness of our NHS management.

When recidivist liar and (IMHO) war criminal Tony Blair and his idiotic, economically-illiterate chancellor Gordon Brown were elected in 1997, there were around 25,000 managers in the NHS in England and Wales and around 200,000 hospital beds. That’s about 8 beds per manager.

By the time Blair had gone off to enrich himself by advising some of the world’s most brutal dictators and the financially-incontinent Brown was deservedly booted out in 2010, the NHS management army had grown to about 43,000 and the number of hospital beds had fallen to about 140,000 – about 3.2 beds per manager:

Hospital beds per manager

Seldom in the history of organisational incompetence has there been such a collapse in management ‘productivity’.

So, what’s happened since the lavish spending glory days of New Labour?

On the plus side, the number of NHS managers has been reduced from 43,000 to around 35,000 (still 40% higher than in 1997) and the fall in bed numbers has slowed.

Yippeee!!!! This shows that NHS managers are performing better, doesn’t it?

Well, not really.

There’s another figure that could be of interest – the amount of our money our supposedly cash-strapped NHS spends on management consultants to teach NHS managers how to do the jobs for which we already pay them vast sums and give them the kind of generous pensions most of us could only dream of.

In 2010, the NHS in England and Wales splashed out a ‘mere’ £313m on management consultants. That’s around £7,300 of our money on management consultancy help for each NHS manager. By the end of the coalition, thanks to the buffoon Andrew Lansley’s NHS ludicrously unnecessary and expensive NHS reorganisation, NHS spending on management consultants had shot up to £640m a year – a staggering £18,300 of management consultancy help each year for each and every NHS manager. And still most of them haven’t a clue what they are doing.

Oh, and here are some international comparisons which will hopefully reveal that the NHS is not (as our rulers like to claim) ‘the envy of the world’.

  • The UK had 2.8 physicians per 1,000 people in 2015, compared to 4.1 in Germany (2014), 3.9 in Italy (2014), 3.8 in Spain (2014), 3.5 in Australia (2014), 3.4 in France, 3.0 in New Zealand and 2.6 in Canada (2014).

And here’s how the NHS compares on hospital beds per 100,000 of the population:


Ooops!!! Not so great! Still, at least we’re better than countries like bankrupt Portugal, bankrupt Spain and the *sl*mofascist dictatorship of Turkey. (Having lived in Denmark, I’m slightly surprised by how few hospital beds the Danes have. But I’d still much rather be treated in a spotlessly clean Danish hospital, than a filthy, Third-World English one)

Moreover, in addition to having fewer doctors and fewer hospital beds than most developed and semi-developed countries, the NHS managed to squander over £2bn of our money in redundancy and early pension payoffs to managers who immediately rejoined the NHS at similar or higher salaries and pension benefits to those they enjoyed in their previous jobs.

So, next time NHS bosses start bleating about being short of cash, it’s a lie, it always has been a lie and it always will be a lie. The NHS gets more money and wastes more money with every year that passes.

Our ‘beloved’ NHS is the BBC of healthcare – clinically obese, inefficient and stuffed full of worthless, self-serving bureaucrats only interested in their own salaries, benefits, positions and pensions.

You’d better buy a ‘dashcam’!!

Today I wanted to write about a great new craze sweeping Sweden, land of ABBA, blond girls and endless pine forests. The craze is popular among the ‘new Swedes’ and is called “cripple-raping”.

But then I came across a brief video clip of another craze brought to us by the new arrivals to our continent- this time from *sl*mic Republic of Germanistan. So, Sweden and its”cripple-raping” will have to wait for another day.

As readers will know, thanks to Angela ‘Mad Cow’ Merkel’s lunatic policies, Germanistan has been multiculturally enriched by the joyous arrival of over a million highly-educated, highly-qualified, hard-working members of the Religion of Tolerance and Peace who will make a tremendous contribution to Germanistan’s economy and society.

Readers will also know that anyone claiming most of the new arrivals are violent, rape-obsessed, inbred, primitive, intolerant, benefits-scrounging, criminal morons from a death cult masquerading as a religion is a total idiot.

Anyway, it seems the some of the hard-working new arrivals have begun to use their well-earned free time to earn a little extra cash. In Germanistan’s case, they do this by adopting a practice apparently already widespread in China and Russia – leaping onto cars and then demanding money from the drivers for the supposed ‘injuries’ they have sustained due to the drivers’ carelessness.

Here’s a wonderful short (1 minute) video of one of these morons (sorry, I meant ‘highly-educated contributors to Germanistan’s economy and society’) trying his luck at claiming a car had knocked him off his (probably stolen) cycle – without much success as the driver had a dashcam (dashboard camera).

Given how quickly these fashions spread, it won’t be long before Britain’s multicultural enrichers take time off from robbing and raping to try their luck at this too.

If I were you, I’d buy yourself a dashcam!