May 2024

In case you haven’t heard it, here’s a recent Angela Merkel joke

The latest pathetic attack on UKIP came from the panicking Torygraph Some idiot hack complained that there was a stand-up comedian at the dinner following the UKIP Spring conference who told jokes about Poles and Asians and insinuated that this proved UKIP were all violent racists. How low will the established parties sink as they try to protect their power and privileges from the UKIP challenge?

Anyway, before all jokes are banned, here’s a recent Angela Merkel joke. At least, I hope it’s a joke.

When Chancellor Angela Merkel landed at Heathrow and went through immigration the following conversation took place;

Immigration Officer: “Name?”
Chancellor: “Angela Merkel.”

Immigration Officer: “Nationality?”
Chancellor: “German.”

Immigration Officer: “Occupation?”
Chancellor: “Not yet, just a preliminary assessment”

I assume that’s what is now called a “racist joke”. So, just to fill out today’s blog, here’s what some idiots would call a “homophobic joke”.

Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street. Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and gives her a jolly good rogering. Then he turns to Elton and says, “Your turn!” But Elton starts to cry.

“What’s wrong, Elton?” asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, “My head won’t fit through the railings!”

Oh, and here’s supposedly “racist” joke:

A group of Islamic fundamentalists are sitting outside Slough railway station. One turns to the rest of the group and says “I don’t know about you, but I could murder a Chinese”.

Oh, sorry, that joke really bombed.

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