Snouts in the Trough

The hopeless Andrew Lansley, whose main job before politics was working at the DTI (Department for Total Incompetence), now plans to reorganise the NHS. Listen you idiot. If you want to make a major change, you pilot it in a few areas, test how to do it better then gradually roll it out across the [...]

(to the tune of Summer Holiday) We’re all going on three months summer holiday                                                            To do the things you wish you could do                                                                   Spending your money on our summer holidays                                                         We don’t care what happens to you-hoo-hoo                                                         We’re all right so sod you!

Having recently bought a flat, I found that the surveyor who should have been working for me, deliberately overlooked a whole series of faults with the property. The problem was that the surveyor has frequently worked with the estate agent and so didn’t want to tell me the flat was a disaster otherwise I wouldn’t [...]

Another three British troops killed in Afghanistan trying to prop up a corrupt, drug-dealing puppet government that will collapse as soon as we are eventually forced to retreat from that godforsaken country. Our MPs don’t give a toss. They’re busy cheating on their expenses and planning their three-month summer holidays. And from the comfort of [...]

Eurocrats are busy telling member countries that they will have to increase pension ages to reduce the massive financial burden of their ageing populations. Of course, there is one exception to this advice – the EU bureaucracy. They will keep their extraordinarily generous, full-pension, early retirement for all their staff so none will have to [...]

It appears that the preposterously pompous Lord Mandelscum has graced us with his one-sided recollections of how he once was the most important person in Britain. Let’s hope the few people left in Britain who still buy and read books will ingore the preening Mandelscum’s self-serving drivel.

The politically-correct crowd are already bleating and moaning that the police should have prevented the piece of garbage Raol Moat from killing himself. Bollocks to this. The police should have just told him to top himself earlier. Thank goodness he’s dead. That’ll save the taxpayer millions as we won’t have to give him luxury prison [...]

The bunch of ex-Goldman Sachs b*****s who run Ocado are trying to get ordinary punters to buy shares in their loss-making business. This will let them pocket over £100 million and leave suckers with shares in a company that is going to be decimated by competition and the coming Age of Austerity. Don’t get conned [...]

Yesterday a fire at a Burger King closed down Liverpool Street station. If I remember correctly, Burger King has caused fires in Heathrow Airport, Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport and now Liverpool Street Station. Those flame-grilled burgers really seem to set the world alight

Really?