Snouts in the Trough

The hopeless Andrew Lansley, whose main job before politics was working at the DTI (Department for Total Incompetence), now plans to reorganise the NHS.

Listen you idiot. If you want to make a major change, you pilot it in a few areas, test how to do it better then gradually roll it out across the […]

Having recently bought a flat, I found that the surveyor who should have been working for me, deliberately overlooked a whole series of faults with the property. The problem was that the surveyor has frequently worked with the estate agent and so didn’t want to tell me the flat was a disaster otherwise I wouldn’t […]

The politically-correct crowd are already bleating and moaning that the police should have prevented the piece of garbage Raol Moat from killing himself. Bollocks to this. The police should have just told him to top himself earlier. Thank goodness he’s dead. That’ll save the taxpayer millions as we won’t have to give him luxury prison […]

Yesterday a fire at a Burger King closed down Liverpool Street station. If I remember correctly, Burger King has caused fires in Heathrow Airport, Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport and now Liverpool Street Station.

Those flame-grilled burgers really seem to set the world alight