Snouts in the Trough

(to the tune of Summer Holiday) We’re all going on three months summer holiday                                                            To do the things you wish you could do                                                                   Spending your money on our summer holidays                                                         We don’t care what happens to you-hoo-hoo                                                         We’re all right so sod you!

Having recently bought a flat, I found that the surveyor who should have been working for me, deliberately overlooked a whole series of faults with the property. The problem was that the surveyor has frequently worked with the estate agent and so didn’t want to tell me the flat was a disaster otherwise I wouldn’t [...]