February 2023
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Our multimillionaire MEPs ….oh, and a few Liverpool jokes

Firstly, I urgently need a few more reviews of my latest book DON’T BUY IT! to be posted on Amazon to get the book included in a June Amazon promotion. If you’ve bought the book, you can post a review here

Secondly, to lighten up the mood today, here I am appearing on Russia Today TV a couple of days ago talking about the multimillionaire lifestyle of our MEPs

And thirdly, I’ve certainly become as popular as the Sun newspaper in Liverpool for my blogs about Liverpool fans’ responsibility for creating situations which led to the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters which were then made much worse by the bungling reactions of the authorities and the police and subsequent cover-ups. So, I might as well offend Liverpudlians again today by posting a series of ‘Liverpool jokes’ sent to me by a reader (though I rather suspect these ‘jokes’ could be applicable to any of our major cities):

A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says: “Choose one from our range on the wall.” She says “I’ll take that red one.”
The man replies: “That’s the fire extinguisher.”

Q. What do you call a 27 year old Liverpool girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music – who is driving?
A. The policeman..

Q. What’s the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Father’s day.

Q. How do people know Jesus wasn’t born in Liverpool ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.
It later turned out to be a Road Tax disc.

I’ve just been given the sales figures for my latest book DON’T  BUY IT! An incredibly depressing and utterly pathetic 50 copies have been sold. So, far less than one in ten of the people who read this site, are willing to show their support for my work by buying a copy of DON’T BUY IT! Yet anyone reading DON’T BUT IT! is likely to save themselves thousands of pounds. I think this is a shameful situation and I despair at the way Britain has changed.

(Tomorrow – Our Lying Leaders Hand Over More Power to the EU – but don’t tell us what they’re up to)

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