What a lot of medals Prince Charles has. He must be very brave.

I noticed Prince Charles decked out in his military uniform dripping with medals. But what did he do to deserve them. Did he ever fight in a war? Not that I remember. So what are all those medals? I suppose he might have got one for constant whinging. There might be another one for serial adultery. Perhaps he has the King Edward VIII medal for only being able to perform with an older, married woman. And there might be one for wasting huge amounts of our money. In a week when two real heroes got killed by brave Afghan freedom fighters in our pointless war in Afghanistan and others risked their lives rescuing some hostages, perhaps Prince Charles should show some respect by not flaunting rows of medals he cannot  ever have earned.