Who is the greediest – Cherie Blair or Sarah Brown?

After their lying husbands have wrecked Britain through their incompetence, greed, arrogance and dishonesty, Cherie Blair and Sarah Brown can look forward to living the rest of their lives as multimillionaires thanks to the enforced generosity of impoverished British taxpayers. You’d have thought that these two ladies would have been so embarrassed by the way they have plundered taxpayers that they would take their loot and leave us alone. But these two dreadful harpies are so greedy that they hope to pocket even more suckers’ money by writing appalling books about their time in 10 Downing Street. We’ve already heard about Cherie’s birth control techniques, let’s hope we don’t also have to read about Gordon Brown’s sex life, that really would be too much.

But it seems these two greedy, shameless witches would do anything for money.