Which of these 11 incidents “has nothing to do with *sl*m”?

1. The murderous rampage of the *sl*m*c State in Syria and Iraq?

2. The hacking to death and attempted beheading of Drummer Lee Rigby in London by M*sl*m converts Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale?

3. The murder of a Canadian policeman on Monday this week by Martin Couture-Rouleau a M*sl*m convert?

4. The murder of a Canadian reservist soldier on Wednesday this week by Michael Zehaf-Bibeau a M*sl*m convert?

5. The Thursday, 7 July 2005 London terrorist attack when four British M*sl*m men detonated four bombs—three in quick succession aboard London Underground trains across the city and, later, a fourth on a double-decker bus in Tavistock Square killing 52 civilians and injuring over 700?

6. The beheading of 82-year-old pensioner and cafe owner Palmira Silva in Edmonton, north London by a M*sl*m convert?

7. The kidnapping, torture and murder of a young Jewish student in Paris by M*sl*m youths who phoned the victim’s parents and recited verses from the K*r*n while the victim screamed in agony?

8. The recent stonings in Syria of women suspected of adultery?

9. The impending execution of a Christian woman in Pakistan for allegedly insulting a certain religious figure whilst out picking berries with some M*sl*m women?

10. The brutal murders of thousands of Nigerian Christians and kidnapping of hundreds of Nigerian Christian schoolgirls by *sl*mist group Boko Haram?

11. Axe attack on New York police by M*sl*m man?

Well, according to our great leader, David “K*r*n” Cameron, none of these have anything at all to do with *sl*m which is ” a tolerant, peaceful religion totally compatible with Western democracy“.

Oh well, that’s all right then. We should not fear our country being swamped by people who may not exactly share our values of decency, tolerance, free speech and equality.

By the way, the country that Cameron uses as an example of democracy and *sl*m being compatible is Turkey. What Cameron doesn’t mention is that Turkey is becoming increasingly extremist, corrupt and undemocratic with the ruling *sl*mist party ever more intolerant of any challenges to its power and its corruption.