Did Cherie give Tony the most expensive orgasm in British history?

Multimillionaire ‘Yuman Rights’ lawyer and sex goddess Cherie Blair delighted in revealing details of her sex life in her dreadful book in the hope that this would sell a few more copies. So Cherie, tell us what you did to get Tony to sign Britain up to the European Convention on Human Rights? Did you give him a blow job that sent Tony into seventh heaven? Or did you let him stick his purple-veined warrior of love in your ass? That would have given Tony fond memories of his days at Arniston House (in Fettes College), though perhaps your anus was more willing to allow entry of Tony’s pork sword than the anuses of the young boys who caught Tony’s wandering eye at Fettes?

Human rights legislation has cost Britain tens of billions and has destroyed over 100,000 jobs as companies can no longer afford to set up in Britain because of the protection Human Rights laws give even the most incompetent and lazy employee. But Human Rights have made tens of millions for Cherie and her lawyer friends. Come on Cherie, tell us what you did for Tony…I’m sure you want to.