Watch out America – Slimey’s coming to rip you off

As the stupid British public is beginning to realise that Simon ‘Slimey’ Cowell’s the fiX-Factor is about as honest as Sepp ‘the bribe’ Blatter FIFA’s voting or a cricket match involving Pakistan, Slimey’s all geared up to take his karaoke show to America. After all, where else in the world can Slimey find a TV-watching public as stupid as, or even stupider than, the Brits?

So watch out America, Slimey is coming and he’s going to rip you off too.