Boxing? My a–e!

Just watched the David Haye vs Audley Harrison so-called ‘boxing’ match. These two nonentities got about £6m for avoiding doing anything for two rounds. Then when Haye actually did land a few half-hearted punches, Harrison gave up, leaving with about £1.2m for doing virtually nothing. Anybody who paid to see this farce should be feeling well and truly ripped off. Perhaps Simon Cowell should take over boxing – after all, this excuse for a fight looked just as fixed as the fiX-Factor.

Once again, it’s snouts in the trough for those involved and the idiotic public get fleeced yet again. Please, stop giving all these people your money.