Is there any intelligent life in Eastleigh?

Today the voters in Eastleigh have an historic opportunity to stick two fingers up at the liars, thieves and incompetents from the three main parties by voting for UKIP. Eastleigh voters can show they’re tired of politicians’ constant lies, tired of uncontrolled mass immigration, tired of pouring billions a year into the coffers of the corrupt wasteful, undemocratic�EU and tired of the way the three main parties have wrecked our economy while making themselves and their cronies rich beyond most people’s wildest dreams.

But will the voters of Eastleigh seize this opportunity? Or will they flock to the polls like sheep and vote for the worthless LibDems, useless Tories or Labour liars?

It will be interesting to see if there is any intelligent life in Eastleigh. But I have a little warning for Eastleigh voters. I’ve thought up a little practical joke that will blight their crappy little town for years to come if they vote for the LibDems’, Tories’ and Labour’s policies of uncontrolled, mass�immigration of criminals from Romania and Bulgaria. But more of that tomorrow after we get the Eastleigh by-election results.