The idiots of Eastleigh have voted for uncontrolled immigration – let’s give it to them

As I write this, it looks like the EU quislings LibDems will win in Eastleigh. What a depressing result.

By voting LibDem, the idiots of Eastleigh have voted for complete submission to the corrupt wasteful EU. They have also voted for uncontrolled immigration from Bulgarian and Romania. So if that’s what the idiots of Eastleigh want, then let’s give it to them.

I propose to play a little practical joke on the idiots of Eastleigh. I will use any money I earn from selling my books to put small ads in Romanian and Bulgarian newspapers – preferably in the poorer areas with the highest Roma gypsy populations. The ads will say something like this:

COME TO BRITAIN – COME TO EASTLEIGH

Eastleigh has plenty of houses. Eastleigh has good schools. Eastleigh has good hospitals. Eastleigh has plenty of jobs.

But even if you don’t want to work, in Eastleigh we’ll give you a home and money.

So come to Britain, make Eastleigh your new home. Eastleigh welcomes you.

If I can place just a few ads and get a few thousand Romanian and Bulgarian career criminals to move to Eastleigh, then we’ll have the pleasure of seeing the idiots of Eastleigh get what they voted for.