The Tories have won the next election??

According to recent articles in the Sunday Times and the Telegraph, it’s certain that David Cameron will move into Number 10 after the next election. But how can they be so sure? Cameron stands for nothing. Osborne is damaged goods and clearly out of his aristocratic depth. The rest of the Tory frontbenchers are mediocre nobodies.

Meanwhile on the Labour side, Lady Mandelson has more intelligence, cunning and venom in his little finger than the whole Tory Party put together. If I were you, I’d sell pounds now and start planning to leave Brown’s bankrupt Britain as the election outcome is far from a foregone conclusion.