A message from your leaders in Brussels – “Ha, ha, ha”

Apparently a lot of you stupid obedient taxpayers are having some problems – prices going up, taxes increasing, job losses and so on. Well, here in Brussels every day is like a party. There are champagne receptions every night, fabulous dinners and other delights (prostitutes) all paid for by you stupid taxpayers. In fact you are so generous that everyone here pockets six figure salaries and massive pensions. Your MEP can put away at least £200,000 a year, senior eurocrats much more. Even humble secretaries are getting over £50,000 a year of your money.

And now we’ve decided to give economic basket cases like Greece, Portugal and Ireland hundreds of billions of your money so we can build our dream of a United States of Europe where we decide every aspect of your lives and we get paid for it very well indeed. Ha, ha, ha – and this is what you suckers voted for!