Half-time score Mad-dog Gaddaffi – 1: Conqueror Cameron – 0

As those great military geniuses David Conqueror Cameron and Nicholas Small-cock Sarkozy survey their Libyan adventure all is not well. The US have withdrawn from combat missions. The British and French efforts have not made much progress and Gaddaffi & Sons are looking ever more relaxed. No doubt soon Cameron and Sarkozy will start finding excuses to send in ground troops to save their political reputations.

Has Liar Cameron not realised we don’t have any money? We can’t afford his Libyan and Afghan wars and that the whole populations of backward hellholes like Afghanistan and Libya are not worth a single British life. Let’s sell them guns and let them shaughter each other to their hearts’ content. At least that helps create British jobs.