If Baldy divorces, can we have our money back?

Over the next few weeks our lives are going to be filled by the usual overpaid, brown-nosing sycophants gushing over the wedding of Baldy Windsor to Kate Middleclass. Baldy can marry who he wants, but�as usual�British taxpayers are getting fleeced to pay for this supposedly great occasion. So perhaps it would be fitting to ask if Baldy’s multi-millionaire perennially useless father was to give us a written undertaking that he’ll give us our�tens of millions�back if Baldy gets divorced. After all, he can afford it more than we can.

Talking of fathers, I wonder if Prince Harry’s father will be invited to the wedding – nudge, nudge, know what I mean?