Greedy Manu footballers couldn’t give a toss

I wasted 20 minutes of my life last night watching Manchester United pretend to play football against Marseille. Knowing that the Manu players get paid between £100,000 and £200,000 a week to play football, entertain their fans and score goals, I expected to see some effort at an attack on Marseille’s goal. But the Manu players spent most of the game hanging around in their own half passing the ball to each other. And that great footballing genius Wayne “grab a granny” Rooney hardly touched the ball.

What a disgrace when these self-serving, arrogant, pig-ignorant, overpaid thugs can’t even be bothered to do 90 minutes work for the many millions they get from their long-suffering fans. But I suppose they get paid so much that they don’t really give a toss. It’s just snouts in the trough as usual.