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“Isl*mic State nothing to do with Isl*m” says Koranic expert Theresa May

Our Home Secretary, that widely respected Isl*m*c scholar Theresa May, is just the latest expert on Isl*m to reassure us that “Isl*m*c State has nothing to do with Isl*m”. Here’s what imam Theresa May said:

“The terrorists who murdered David Haines like to call themselves the Isl*m*c State. But I will tell you the truth: They are not Isl*m*c. And they are not a state. Their actions have absolutely no basis in anything written in the Quran. What they believe has no resemblance whatsoever to the beliefs of more than a billion M*sl*ms all over the world”.

Imam Theresa joins a long list of other Isl*m*c experts – Barack Obama, John Kerry, David Cameron, Philip Hammond, Tony Abbot – who have all made the same claim.

But the caliph of the Isl*m*c State, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, has a PhD in Isl*mic theology and is likely to know more about Isl*m than the delectable Theresa. He claims the Isl*m*c State�s actions of kidnapping and enslaving Infidel women are justified in several places in the Qur�an (4:3; 4:24; 23:1-6; 33:50); its practice of beheading is also justified in the Qur�an (47:4; cf. 8:12); its demand of tribute payments from non-M*sl*ms is likewise in the Qur�an (9:29).

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And, of course, Isl*m*sts like Boko Haram in Nigeria, Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula and Yemen, like-minded groups in Libya, Al Shabaab in East Africa, the Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan, and our own home-grown extremists (like the 7/7 bombers and the murderers of Drummer Lee Rigby) who were radicalised in mosques here in Britain also have nothing to do with Isl*m.

Meanwhile the Isl*m*sts’ score for September 2014 was 234 attacks in 27 countries killing 2,931 people and critically injuring 4,539. But, of course, as any fule kno these Isl*m*sts have nothing to do with Isl*m.

Meanwhile, the British Parliament has just voted to support Hamas against Israel.

Now you might think that such a vote could be seen as anti-semitic. But if our leaders can keep a straight face while claiming “Isl*m*sts have nothing to do with Isl*m”, perhaps they’ll soon be telling us that “Israel has nothing to do with Judaism”, “there is no evidence the Pope is catholic” and “it’s simply not credible to claim that bears defecate in woods”.

4 comments to “Isl*mic State nothing to do with Isl*m” says Koranic expert Theresa May

  • MGJ

    It’s a feature of the times we live in that there are so many educated people (some of them intelligent too) saying such utterly stupid things.

    I’m reminded of when Sam Harris was debating with a trendy liberal who argued that jihad terrorism had nothing to do with Islam but was explained by male bonding in soccer clubs.

    His response was: “At a moment like this, it is impossible to know whether one is in the presence of mental illness or a terminal case of intellectual dishonesty. (Your) belief�apparently shared by many people� is so at odds with what can be reasonably understood from the statements and actions of jihadists that it admits of no response”.

  • Keen Reader

    Forget the threat that Ebola doubtless is to the developed as well as the third world. Since governments continue to permit flights both to and from the affected areas, without any sort of quarantine, it’s only a matter of time before millions succumb, after which cull of the human population its onward passage will become so difficult that it will go to ground, perhaps mutate sufficiently to overcome any vaccine developments, then when the inevitable explosion of the African population has occurred, reappear for a further cull. It’s Biblical, it’s Darwinian, it’s Nature in Action!
    The effects of and threats from Ebola are a drop in the ocean when compared with the threat to the entire free (i.e. Non-Muslim) world which the Religion of Peace presents. It was evident at least three decades ago, to those of us who chose to see the signs, that the Islamists seek total world dominance and will do anything, however violent, to achieve it. Given that anyone who dare raise a voice in the UK is now considered a “waa….ci..st” and liable to actual prosecution by the Law of England for inciting racial hatred, our Muslim fellows in this sceptred isle have the upper hand and they know it. Mosques are proliferating, every one of which is potentially, if not yet actually, a breeding ground for ISIS and any or every terrorist group bent on destroying our English way of life. Entire areas of some of our towns are now no-go areas for non-. Christian youngsters attending mixed-faith (State) schools are prohibited from wearing a small crucifix, on the grounds that it is “jewellery”, while Muslim girls are permitted to turn up clad – as you pointed out last week – like Darth Vader on a bad day!
    I cannot believe that our three main political parties – not to mention the idiot fringe, but excluding UKIP – give no evidence of having seen the danger to our way of life. Of course they have; the fact is that all the main Leaders are now dependant on the Islamic vote for re-election of their Party and none of them has the guts to commit political suicide for the sake of preserving our English way of life.

  • John Fields

    I cannot understand why the main political parties are not tackling the Islam problem
    with much more vigour. After all, if the present trend in the growth of Islam
    continues unchecked, then in the not too distant future the predominant colour in the
    House of Commons will certainly not be white.

  • NoMore

    Perhaps if a few well-integrated folk like these demonstrated a bit more often in Parliament Square it might stir some tiny self-doubts in the HOC appeasers.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psZBaJU_Cvo

    Labour will make a fine Trojan House for the next few elections due to FPTP, then the Muslim Brotherhood can step firmly into the spotlight. They don’t need much of the vote with near 100% turnout (the imam insists) – actually more likely over 100% with postal voting and all.

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