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Another monster lie from CapGemini?

According to an article in today’s Telegraph, an employee of French IT consulting firm CapGemini has photographed a monster in Lake Windemere – “It was taken on a camera phone by Tom Pickles, 24, while kayaking on the lake as part of a team building exercise with his IT company, CapGemini, last Friday.” I worked at CapGemini for 12 years and in all that time as we sold dud computer systems and worthless consulting projects to our dimwitted but gullible clients, monster lies were how we got people to buy the crap we were forced to sell. Moreover, it’s CapGemini who run the huge and dreadful HMRC computer system which has spread utter chaos through our income tax system.

So when someone from CapGemini tells you they’ve seen a monster, it’s probably just a monster lie.

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