Is Bournemouth the most corrupt town in Britain?

Down here in Bournemouth the stench of corruption is overwhelming. We have big scale corruption. The council paid over �3m for an artificial surf reef. It doesn’t work, but our �3m has gone. There�may have been a few�palms greased to get that done. Then our hospital paid �5.4m to Kier Construction, arguably Britain’s most corrupt construction company, for a hospital car park that should only have cost �3.5m. More brown envelopes being passed around? I had to resign as elected hospital governor in protest when the�chief executive refused to take action.

Then we have small scale corruption. When I bought my flat, I thought my lawyer and surveyor were working for me. Far from it, they lied to me to get the sale through. When I pointed out that they had cheated me, the lawyer gave me �4,000 and the surveyor �2,500 just to stop me revealing their corrupt practices. And now I’ve been threatened with extreme violence by the board who run the block of flats where I live because I’ve been asking questions about �250,000 of residents’ money that seems to have ‘disappeared’. Curiously, one of the board members is a Mr. Steve Cable who happens to work for Kier Construction, arguably Britain’s most corrupt construction company.

Is Bournemouth the most corrupt town in Britain?�Or is it�just typical of the widespread corruption that has permeated all aspects of our life under Liar Blair and Liar Brown and which has continued under Liar Cameron?