You couldn’t make it up

First our incredulity was stretched to breaking point when Tony Blair, invader of Muslim countries and slaughterer of hundreds of thousands of�innocent civilians, became Middle East peace envoy. Now we are left speechless as the useless lying sociopath Gordon Brown�pockets about �60,000 for giving�a 50-minute speech at a conference in India on the global economic crisis and how to prevent another one.

This is the same Gordon Brown who destroyed the system for regulating banks, who for ten years spent �4 for every �3 taken in tax and�who was probably the worst, most financially incontinent chancellor and PM in British history. You couldn’t make it up.

If they were alive today Gilbert and Sullivan would be having a field day. They could have Blair singing, “I invaded those countries so recklessly, that now I am�a peacemaker as you all can see”. �And Brown could sing,�”I squandered the money so carelessly, that now when they want advice they pay me”.