Balding parasite to marry

We’re expected to be pleased that some balding, lazy parasite who occasionally lives at Buckingham Palace, has announced he is to get married. How many millions of our money will be wasted on the ‘great celebration’? Once Her Maj has popped her clogs, why can’t we just get rid of the rubbish at Buck Pal? Prince Charles is a self-centered, complaining, self-obsessed waste of skin who has never done anything useful for anyone but has probably cost us at least �100 million. His spawn (if they really are his rather than one being produced by the sperm of a certain red-haired army major) are dim and pointless.

Time to ditch the lot. There are more than enough greedy parasites at Westminster that we have to pay for. Let’s close down the worthless Windsors after Her Maj goes to a better place and save ourselves a packet.