Bonfire or damp squib? Auntie Maude fluffs it.

Finally the useless Francis ‘All Talk and No Trousers’ Maude has announced the result of the so-called ‘bonfire of the quangos’. He’s not able to say how much money will be saved. He’s not able to say if any money will be saved. He’s not able to say whether the great bonfire will actually cost more than it saves.

My sources from CapGemini, who recently renegotiated their contracts with Auntie Maude, say that he’s an incompetent fool who couldn’t negotiate his way out of a brown paper bag. After meeting him they couldn’t stop laughing at his weakness and incompetence.