It’s tough being a Cassandra

For the last few years, I’ve tried hard to reveal the massive scale of waste, greed and incompetence in the public sector and the stupidity of our politicians of all parties. But it’ slightly depressing to see that the poorly-educated, pig-ignorant, junk-food guzzling, reality-TV-obsessed British public would much rather read some garbage supposedly written by (someone I would consider) a surgically-enhanced freak like Katie Price than more serious books like mine.

The Jordanisation and Simon-Cowellisation of Britain has turned us into stupid, drunken, self-obsessed, self-pitying, selfish, blubbing slobs. Perhaps it’s time to pack up and leave.