Bliar gets Nobel Peace prize

Well, not yet. Though he has just been given a US prize for his peace-making and bringing together people of different faiths. When he lied to justify the Iraq invasion he certainly brought together people of different faiths with the result that over a hundred thousand were killed. Then he brought people of different faiths together in Afghanistan – tens of thousands more dead.

But Bliar doesn’t care – he’s earning lots of money and can have a good laugh with his wealthy mates about all the fools who got killed so he could become rich.