Phew! That was lucky. Pakistan has just been saved by some actress with big lips and an abundant bosom. Of course her visit had nothing to do with exploiting the dreadful situation in Pakistan to get PR for herself. No self-respecting person would ever sink so low.
So now that multi-millionairess Ms Jolie is saving Pakistan, there’s no need for us to give any of our money to be stolen by Pakistan’s rapaciously corrupt politicians and bureaucrats.