Congratulations to the News of the Screws

My congratulations to the News of the World for their brilliant exposure of corruption in the Pakistan cricket team. Of course, those who would be surprised to learn of the Pope’s religion or the toilet habits of bears will be shocked. For the rest of us, we would be amazed if anything to do with Pakistan wasn’t corrupt as Pakistan along with dumps like Nigeria and the Congo has long been amongst the most corrupt countries in the world.

As for its president Mr. Ten Percent – if he’s not thrown out by the army, he and his buddies will be looking forward to pocketing much of the aid money we send to the flood victims.