Merkel and Sarkozy’s great plan collapses

The much trumpeted but comic attempt by Muttonhead Merkel and Smallcock Sarkozy to run Europe their way seems to have collapsed, revealing it was always just a crock of shit cobbled together by incompetent and corrupt EU bureaucrats to save their own jobs. As Greece’s government dissolves into farce and bankrupt Italy struggles to find anyone to lend it money, the whole EU grand plan is wobbling unpleasantly.

But don’t worry, Muttonhead and Smallcock are willing to sacrifice as much of our money as is necessary to keep their dream of the EUSSR together even though most people in Europe want to be free from the shackles of the incompetent, self-serving, greedy, kleptocratic Brussels elites.