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Sex guide for Austrians

As a third Austrian gets caught keeping a sex slave for several decades, one does start to wonder how many more ladies are getting the good old traditional Austrian cellar treatment from daddy. So it might be useful to provide a sex guide for anyone visiting Austria. Step one, do not start a world war. Step two, take your daughter or daughters when they are very young, lock them in the cellar and rape them repeatedly. If you don’t have a daughter, go out and kidnap a girl to lock in your cellar and rape repeatedly. Step three, relax and enjoy yourself in the knowledge that neither your wife nor your neighbours will report you to the police.

If you are female and don’t want the cellar treatment then don’t go to Austria.

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