We’ve got the next king and queen – but what do we do with the useless Prince Charles?

With the wedding of Baldy Windsor and Kate Middleclass, we how have a modern-day king and queen who can take over Buck Palace once granny decides to call it a day. But there is a problem – what about the useless, self-absorbed, snivelling, egotistical, laughable little creep Prince Charles and his ugly witch wife Camilla the Horse? Theoretically he’s next in line for the throne and the Horse will be our�queen. Yet if the waste of skin that is Prince Charles became king, the whole institution of royalty would be irrevocably damaged.

For the sake of�the royal family’s future, they have to bypass the worthless Prince�Charles and his hideous consort. What about putting�them both�in the Tower?