Conqueror Cameron’s war is going pear-shaped

Our lying PM David ‘Conqueror’ Cameron and his highheel-wearing, diminutive�French chum Sarkozy had hoped to gain some popularity by a quick ‘it will all be over by Easter’ war in Libya. As NATO planes wipe out the few decent tanks and rocket launchers the rebels had, Gaddaffi and sons�must be having a real good laugh. You would have hoped that our self-serving, expenses-fiddling leaders would have realised that it’s a lot easier to start a war than stop one.

It’s time to bring our troops home to work in our broken schools and council estates and sell lots of weapons to the Libyans, Afghans, Iraqis and all others of their ilk so they can slaughter each other to their hearts content. Their hellhole countries and stupid, intolerant, backward populations�are not worth a single British life.