How does Liar Cameron keep a straight face when lying?

For 10 years that consumate actor Tony Liar Blair lied to us about pretty much everything he did. It was only after he had gone off to earn tens of millions that we found out he and that idiot Brown had actually ruined the country by wasting over a trillion pounds on increased public spending while public services got worse, yet managers got rich. But our lying PM David Cameron is pretty good at the acting game too. After all, how many of us could keep a straight face while coming out with the lies that Cameron does? Once again Cameron has claimed “we’re all in this together”. But this was in a week that the government took away child benefits from millions of families while at the same time allowing our £200,000 a year MPs to claim £2,500 a year extra per child on their taxfree expenses.

You have to hand it to our lying PM, like Blair he’s pretty good at keeping a straight face while dishing out the most outrageous lies.