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I’ve been to talk to Plod

As promised, I’ve been to talk with my local Plod to try to find out what I am now permitted to write in my blog in the new Stalinist State of Britain. Since the (IMHO) totally useless, politically-correct, Islamophiliac, treacherous Director of Public Prosecutions, Alison Saunders, decided that writing something negative about some person or group was equivalent to attacking them in the street with a knife or hammer, I wanted to know what could be written and what constituted a supposed “hate crime”.

First, here’s the official definition of a supposed “hate crime”:

A Hate Incident is any incident which the victim, or anyone else, thinks is based on someones prejudice towards them because of their race, religion, sexual orientation, disability or because they are transgender.

If you, or anyone you know, has been called names, been bullied or had anything happen to them that you think may be because of one of these factors, then you should report this as a hate incident. Even if you dont want the incident to be investigated, it is important that the police know about it, so that they can build up a picture of how many incidents are happening and where. This information can help police investigating other hate incidents.

Not all hate incidents will amount to criminal offences, but those that do become hate crimes. The Association of Chief Police Officers and the CPS have agreed a common definition of hate crime: “Any criminal offence which is perceived by the victim or any other person, to be motivated by hostility or prejudice based on a person’s race or perceived race; religion or perceived religion; sexual orientation or perceived sexual orientation; disability or perceived disability and any crime motivated by hostility or prejudice against a person who is transgender or perceived to be transgender.”

(I haven’t bothered correcting Plod’s punctuation)

The key thing I found out from Plod is that the truth no longer matters. So, if I were to write that one is more likely to be blown up, run over or beheaded by people from a certain religion than by say Trekkies and I could provide statistical proof of my claim, it would be irrelevant that what I wrote was true. All that would matter would be whether someone felt offended by my claim or whether someone thought someone else might be offended by my claim.

So, for example, if I listed a series of terrorist incidents that had been carried out by a certain clearly-identifiable group or repeated the authorities’ claim that there are about 23,000 people in Britain from a specific section of of our ‘community’ who would like to destroy British society and replace it with something ‘better’, I would be writing the truth. However, if someone perceived that what I had written was motivated by hostility or prejudice then I would automatically be guilty of a hate crime even though what I had written was true.

This is an incredible destruction of the basic principle of British law – that one is innocent until proven guilty. Now you are guilty if someone (anyone) thinks you should be guilty.

How have we allowed this to happen to the country that gave the world democracy and freedom of speech?

The libtards seem to have won.

The rest of us should hang our heads in shame.

Occupation by deception – the story of our time?

(I’d like to leave this up for a couple of days as it’s such a brilliant exposure of the new reality that we’re living in)

This article seems to be appearing on the Internet. I’m not sure where it came from. I found it in an English-language expat newspaper. But I suspect the writer ‘borrowed it” from somewhere else. However, it’s such a perfect description of what is being inflicted on the West by our treacherous rulers, that I thought it worth reproducing it here for anyone who hasn’t seen it.

Enjoy!

The onset of occupation is not necessarily preceded by military conquest. Occupation by deception is when corrupted politicians and liberal elite open the doors to the invaders. The following is what happens when a country or continent is invaded by hostile parasitical aliens and the host population repressed.

  • Government is subordinate not to the people but to unseen influences. The treacherous political elite touch their toes to accommodate the occupiers. Pillage and plunder of the public purse by the replacement population proceeds.
  • Occupied peoples quickly discover that their status is relegated to that of second class citizen. Whilst equality is the oft-repeated mantra some are considered more equal than are others, the newcomers for example.
  • Life´s routine appears normal but there is a sinister influence that one finds suffocating. It is not exactly forbidden to say this or that or the other, but it is not done. Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with surprising effectiveness. The servile, brain-dead and spineless keep strictly to their side of lines drawn in the sand.
  • It is now a punishable offence to express dissent or criticise the conquerors. The judiciary, police and security services become accomplices to the settlers. Press, Civil Service and police are subservient to the intruders. Courts are sympathetic towards those who now rule the roost.
  • Journalists become accomplices to treachery; media is institutionally hostile to the host community, which finds their opinions are effectively silenced. Members of the occupied community are denied access to selected alien-occupied zones.
  • Civil servants and police are aware that their job security is dependent upon servile acquiescence to the whims of the newly arrived. Employment, education and housing preference is given to the incomers. This is known as affirmative action or reverse racism.
  • Media and publishers rebuff poetry, art and literature considered to be of a dissenting nature. Job security is dependent upon compliance.
  • Major crimes committed by the newly arrived are treated as minor misdemeanours. Minor misdemeanours committed by the host community are regarded as major crimes. A sentence is automatically doubled if the court considers there was an element of hostility towards an occupier. The interests of the incomers are sacrosanct and inviolable.
  • The host population finds their history demonised and culture mocked. The prevailing propaganda urges collaboration and defeat is said to be inevitable.
  • The host community are victims of incessant propaganda that urges them to accept, integrate and genuflect at the sandal-shod feet of their country´s occupiers. The invaders’ religion, hostile to their own for 2,000 years, is said to be superior, its edicts accepted.
  • Media focuses on the failings of the host community whilst drooling over the history and culture of the invaders. Censorship and suppression is endemic. Members of the host community are under surveillance, considered suspects and considered potential criminals.

This is what happens when a country or continent is betrayed by its political elite and its media. This is life under occupation and it is happening now in Britain, the European Union, Canada, the United States and Australia

I’m off to talk to Plod

You’ve probably seen the story. Following a US air attack in April on ISIS militants, a university student – a white male – wrote on his blog or FaceBook or whatever: ‘I’m glad we could bring these barbarians a step closer to collecting their 72 virgins’. The student had previously written other comments on social media expressing negative views about our friends from Eezlumic State, for example:

Mr Travers has previously caused controversy over inflammatory comments made on gender issues

Following this expression of negative opinions about ISIS and radical terrorist Eezlum, a second-year history student – a woman of colour – claimed that such comments ‘put minority students at risk and in a state of panic’ and breached the student code of conduct. Now the student who criticised ISIS is being investigated by the university for Eezlumophobia.

The woman of colour who made the complaint identifies herself online as ‘a self-proclaimed feminist and womanist from inner-city London’. I’m not quite sure what a “womanist” is, but I expect it’s something rather noisy and deeply unpleasant.

The lady in question added: ‘I value inclusivity as well as building and preserving safe spaces for us. Creating a truly intersectional campaign is incredibly important to me and my first job will be to work alongside the other liberation groups to ensure EUSA (Edinburgh University Students’ Association) are fully representative of our views. Here at Edinburgh I want BME Students to engage in conversations about the issues that affect us.’ Sounds like total bollox to me. But hey, what do I know?

Admittedly the gentleman criticising radical Eezlumic terror is only being investigated by the university authorities, not the police. At least, not yet. But the story shows how limited free speech has become in progressive, diverse multi-cultural Britain and, in fact, throughout Europe:

 I know I’m finding it increasingly difficult to write anything without the risk of some politically-correct, virtue-signalling, lefty libtard idiot reporting me to the police.

So, I’ve decided to go and talk to Plod to get some written guidelines from Plod about what can be written and what constitutes a supposed “hate crime”. This is especially important ever since the (IMHO) utterly useless, politically-biased, Eezlumophiliac, Eezlumofascist Director of Public Prosecutions decided a few weeks ago that writing anything remotely critical about any person or group constituted a “hate crime” on the same level as attacking them in the street and hospitalising them.

For example, if I wrote something that is statistically-correct like “nowadays you’re more likely to be killed by Eezlumic terror than by right-wing terror or Hindu terror or Buddhist terror”, is that a justifiable statement of fact? Or is it a “hate crime” slandering all Moozerlums everywhere in a totally unforgivable way? Or if I wrote “if you want a toasted bacon sandwich, it’s probably best not to go to a Halal restaurant”. What is that? Is it a statement of the obvious? Or is it a supposed “hate crime”? And what if I wrote “Halal/Kosher slaughter is inhumane and should be banned?” Is this a valid opinion? Or a supposed “hate crime”?

I imagine it will take me a couple of weeks to get some kind of sensible answer from Plod if it is even possible. So I will stop writing my blog now and plan to re-start on Thursday 28 September.

There are apparently people who believe Plod spends much of his/her time trawling the Internet reading blogs like mine looking for supposed “hate crimes”. If this is true, my break will give Plod some time to go and catch some real criminals – burglars, rapists (except those from a certain group who are allowed to do what they want), muggers, car thieves, illegal immigrants, fraudsters etc etc.

Now I understand what they mean by having 4 wives

(weekend blog) Here at snouts-in-the-trough our aim is to enlighten and educate our readers to the many wonders of the world we live in. In particular we feel it’s important to increase cross-cultural understanding to break down barriers and ensure we all live happily ever after in the diverse, multi-cultural paradise our rulers are creating for us by encouraging a massive, Third-World invasion into our formerly advanced, civilised, democratic, tolerant countries.

As part of this mission to educate and inform, I attach below a very short video (less than half a minute). If it is genuine (and it looks genuine) this seems to show a gentleman from the world’s most advanced culture with his four wives. In the video, the gentleman appears to be pleasuring one of his four wives while the other three wait patiently for him to take them to sexual Nirvana too when it’s their turn.

With any luck, this gentleman and many like him will soon be heading to Europe and Benefits Britain to give our females the benefits of their well-practised amorous skills.

That’s something to look forward to.

Coming soon to a street near you:

(to watch the video, click on the headline below and then on the arrow in the middle of the picture)

https://www.barenakedislam.com/2017/09/08/having-four-demanding-wives-sure-does-keep-a-muslim-on-his-toes/

Pat Condell has invaded my “safe space”! Again! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(There were some interesting comments on my blog about Woofie yesterday. To read them just click on the title of yesterday’s blog)

He’s back. Yes, after months of silence Pat Condell is back. And he’s saying horrible things. As usual. He’s saying things that upset me. As usual.

I want diversity! I want multi-cultural enrichment! I want the (IMHO) deranged Nazi Angela ‘Mad Cow’ Merkel to destroy horrible Western European culture and civilisation. I want the whole of Europe to follow Sweden’s example by becoming a violent, excrement-covered, backward, primitive, crime-ridden, lawless Third World hell-hole. I want this! I want this!!! I want this!!!!!

Why does Pat Condell keep criticising what is happening to our continent? Why does he keep invading my safe space? I want to cry! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Watch out dog-owners! Woofie could be the next thing banned in multi-cultural Britain!

As Britain becomes a much more inclusive, much more diverse, much more Third-World country, we need to change many of our long-held traditions and customs to make the ‘new Britons’ more welcome in our once great country.

There are many disgusting customs we have which upset the hordes pouring over our uncontrolled borders – free speech, tolerance, democracy, low levels of corruption, equality between men and women, permitting homosexuality, making rape a crime rather than a harmless hobby for men, not cutting off clitorises, working rather than living off benefits, eating pork, humanely stunning animals before slaughtering them, allowing females outside the home without making them look like Darth Vader on a bad hair day etc etc

But one thing that really pisses off many of those who have come to enrich our country is the British habit of keeping dogs as pets:

I can’t understand how dog owners can be so selfish. Don’t they understand that they are offending many of the people invading and taking over our country?

Here’s a leaflet pushed through the doors of many people in an area being taken over by multi-cultural enrichers explaining the problem:

So, dog owners, it’s time to show more respect for your new neighbours. It’s time for you to adapt to the new Britain:

It’s time for you to tell Woofie and Buster and Yappie and Chomper and Tara that their days may be numbered. It’s time for you to make your guests more welcome by getting rid of your canine friends.

And, Woofie, you’re not going to escape the coming purge on dogs by pretending to be a multi-cultural enricher:

That won’t work!

You’re not fooling anyone with that disguise!

You’d have to be pretty stupid to claim ***** is more violent than any other religion

I’m getting fed up of people claiming that there is one religion that is slightly more violent than all other religions.

After all, look at how few people have been killed and maimed by our favourite religion over just the last 7 days.

Only around 15 people a day are getting killed and around 10 a day are getting injured in religiously-inspired attacks by people from the religion that some idiots accuse of being more violent than other religions.

Meanwhile nobody has been killed or injured in religiously-inspired attacks by other religions.

So let’s stop all this nonsense about a certain religion being a tad inclined to violence. If you disregard all the attacks listed below, then all religions are pretty much the same:

Date Country City Killed Injured Description
2017.09.05 Nigeria Bulamari 4 0 Boko Haram murder four farmers in a drive-by shooting.
2017.09.05 Mali Kidal 2 2 Two peacekeepers bleed out following a landmine attack by suspected Islamists.
2017.09.04 Pakistan Karachi 1 1 Ansar ul Sharia members open fire on police, killing one.
2017.09.04 Somalia Elasha Biyaha 2 4 A remote-controlled bomb takes down two passersby.
2017.09.04 Myanmar Maungtaw 1 0 Another Hindu villager is reported killed by Muslim terrorists.
2017.09.04 Iraq Ramadi 7 0 Terrorists break into a home and shoot all seven members of a family to death.
2017.09.03 Kenya Ukunda 2 2 Suspected al-Shabaab members open fire on a church during service, killing two guards.
2017.09.03 Somalia Kismayo 11 10 At least eleven others are killed when a suicide bomber strikes a local security base.
2017.09.03 Iraq Anbar 16 0 Sixteen civilians are executed in cold blood by caliphate members.
2017.09.02 Pakistan Karachi 2 0 A child is among two people killed by Ansar ul Sharia gunmen.
2017.09.02 Iraq Samarra 7 12 Suicide bombers take out seven employees at a power plant.
2017.09.01 Pakistan Shati Meena 3 2 A father and son are among three people dismantled by Islamic bombers.
2017.09.01 Somalia Af-Urur 13 10 A group fighting for an Islamic State plants a bomb that claims thirteen lives.
2017.09.01 India Panta Chowk 1 7 One person is killed when Lashkar-e-Toiba members attack a bus.
2017.08.31 Sweden Stockholm 0 1 A police officer is stabbed in the neck by a Muslim migrant.
2017.08.31 Iraq Tal Afar 3 7 A female suicide bomber murders three Iraqis.
2017.08.31 Burkina Faso Djibasso 1 0 Religious radicals shoot a border guard to death.
2017.08.31 Algeria Tiaret 2 0 A suicide bomber detonates at a police station, killing two, including an officer who sacrificed himself.
2017.08.31 Kenya Tanu 2 3 Two people are killed when al-Shabaab members plant landmines in the road and then machine-gun survivors.
2017.08.31 Libya Nofaliya 2 2 An Islamic State suicide bomber detonates at a checkpoint, killing two guards.
2017.08.31 Nigeria Tudun Wada 2 4 Extremists murder a Christian father and son, then kidnap three women and a baby.
2017.08.30 Afghanistan Phusht Koh 3 0 Three police are vaporized by a Taliban roadside bomb.
2017.08.30 Kenya Nyongoro 1 0 A truck driver is shot to death by Islamists.
2017.08.30 Nigeria Banki 18 0 Islamists butcher eighteen young people with knives.
2017.08.30 Afghanistan Jalalabad 2 0 At least two people are killed during a suicide attack on a lawmaker’s house.

Instructional videos for all the family – from Al-YouTube

As our rulers push on with their policy of race replacement to move Britain ever further towards the wondrous multi-cultural society the lefties and libtards and BBC and C4 News etc want to impose on us, the world’s favourite website, Al-YouTube, has some great instructional videos to help you and your family adapt to life in the new Britain.

Here are just a few of the most popular educational videos that all your family will certainly find very useful and enjoy:

..HOW TO BLOW YOURSELF UP
..PAEDOPHILIA FOR FUN AND PROFIT
..HOW TO DRIVE A CAR/LORRY INTO A CROWD
..HOW TO ASSASSINATE CARTOONISTS
..HOW TO WRITE A FATWA AGAINST AUTHORS
..SCENIC TOURS OF ROTHERHAM AND ROCHDALE
..PRONUNCIATION OF ALAHU AKBAR
..BEHEADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
..HOW TO MAKE VIDEOS OF BEHEADINGS
..HOW TO STAB RUSSIANS
..HOSTAGE TAKING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
..CHILD MOLESTING FOR FUN AND WHATEVER
..HOW TO BLOW UP ANCIENT STATUES
..HOW TO RUN OVER SPANIARDS
..WIFE BEATING 101
..WHAT’S UNDER THE BURKA
..CRUCIFIXION FOR BEGINNERS (and CHRISTIANS)
..SLAVE TRADING 101, 102,
..ADVANCED SLAVE TRADING
..HOW TO SEEK ASYLUM IN SWEDISTAN
..BURKA FASHION SHOWS
..HOW TO GANG RAPE IN SWEDEN
..HOW TO GANG RAPE IN FRANCE
..MAKING GANG RAPE IN ITALY ENJOYABLE FOR WOMEN
..HOW TO LIVE IN THE SEVENTH CENTURY
..SUCCESSFUL ACID ATTACKS ON WOMEN WHO REFUSE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
..HOW TO CO-OPT COWARDLY BRITISH POLITICIANS
..HOW TO SHOOT UP A MILITARY BASE
..HOW TO CREATE NO-GO ZONES
..HOW TO GET SHARIA LAW
..HOW TO FLY A PLANE INTO A BUILDING
..HACKING UP CHRISTIANS FOR NOT CONVERTING TO ISLAM
..GOAT SEX vs SHEEP SEX – ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
..HOW TO TAKE OVER LEBANON AND KILL CHRISTIANS
..HOW TO TAKE OVER ITALY AND THE VATICAN

It seems that Al-YouTube have deleted HOW TO USE A TOILET as nobody ever viewed it. But Al-YouTube has kept some old favourites which never seem to go out of date:

..FGM – DO IT AT HOME AND AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS

..CALAIS TO DOVER – A TRAVEL GUIDE

I highly recommend that readers go to the Al-YouTube website.

It’s got everything you ever needed to know to survive and thrive in the new not-so-great Britain.

Myanmar – Who are the victims? Who are the oppressors?

If I were to ask you which of the world’s religions was the most peaceful, I think your first choice (if you’re being serious) would be “Buddhism”. Yet the whole British mainstream news media is currently peddling a narrative about how “evil” Buddhists are massacring innocent Rohinga Moozerlums in Myanmar.

It’s all very odd.

But could there be a reason that Myanmar’s normally peaceful Buddhists are more than a tad pissed off with their Rohinga neighbours? Not according to the BBC and C4 News and the main papers. For them it’s clear that the Buddhists are the oppressors and the Rohinga the innocent victims

But then the British media tend to conveniently overlook the possibly thousands of Buddhist girls who have been raped, tortured and sometimes killed by Rohinga:

Does that sound familiar? Think Rotherham, Oxford, Rochdale and almost every other British town with a large “Asian” population.

And the British media don’t seem to worried about the many Buddhist monks brutally murdered by Rohinga gangs:

Nope, the British media once again treat the Rohinga Moozerlums as innocent victims.

But let’s go on a brief world tour: in the Philippines there is an ongoing bloody conflict between Moozerlums and Christians; in Thailand and Myanmar there is ongoing bloody conflict between Buddhists and Moozerlums; in India/Pakistan there is constant violence between Hindus and Moozerlums and Sikhs and Moozerlums; in Moozerlum Pakistan and Bangladesh abuse, oppression, rape and murder of Christians is widespread; in the Middle East Moozerlums want to exterminate all the Jews; in Egypt there is horrific oppression abuse, rape and murder of Coptic Christians; across Africa Christians are being hacked and burnt to death every single day by their Moozerlum friends:

in Europe there’s around one attack a week by Moozerlums on Western Europeans; in Moozerlum countries Christians often meet an unfortunate end:

and there is even daily slaughter of Moozerlums by other Mozerlums.

Of course, unlike Jon Snow and Kathy Newman and Krishnan Whatever, I’m no expert in Myanmar’s ethnic conflict. But it does seem that the Myanmar Buddhists have asked themselves the question – can we ever live in peace with our country’s Moozerlum immigrants?

I’ll leave it up to you to decide what the answer to that question might be.

The Drunk and the Skunk – why we should worry

Last week was quite a good one for the British Brexit negotiators. Apparently a junior UK official made a Powerpoint presentation to the two negotiating teams in which he showed that the EU’s demand for up to £90bn in divorce payments from Britain was a total pile of crap with no financial or legal justification.

It seems that the pompous garbage from Brussels were shocked. After all, with a resurgent (Nazi?) Germany pulling their strings, normally nobody dares challenge them because most European countries – Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, France, Italy etc etc – have repeatedly shown throughout recent history to be snivelling cowards who do what their German rulers tell them. But history also shows that Britain is probably the only country that ever dares face down the Nazis (sorry, I meant Germans) and prevent them dominating and destroying Europe.

But while the British negotiating team was giving the finger to the Nazi EU bureaucrats, there was something else going on in Brussels. Here it is, probably the most repulsive photo of the week:

No, it’s not two rampant Mandelsonians at a European LGBT convention. In fact it’s our very own former PM, the (IMHO) war criminal, lying, self-serving, prostitute to dictators Anthony Blair meeting one of his best mates – the reportedly frequently inebriated EU Commission boss Juncker the Drunker.

So, what was the (IMHO) lying Skunk Blair doing with the Brussels Drunk? Perhaps the Skunk was there to assure the Drunk that, if the EU refused to do a deal with Britain, Blair would ensure that he would work to keep Britain under Nazi German control in the EU? After all, Labour have just done a reverse-ferret suddenly moving from promising Britain would leave the Single Market (with its freedom of movement and thus no control over our borders) to staying in the Single Market under complete Nazi Germany control.

Why would the Skunk do this? Partly, I assume it’s because he hates Britain and all Britain stands for – democracy, rule of law, fairness, free speech – and like all progressive internationalists wants to wipe out the concept of countries and bring us all under the control of a narrow clique of unelected hereditary bureaucrats.

But maybe there’s something else in it for the (IMHO) treacherous Skunk Blair? Maybe the Skunk is trying to do a deal whereby, if he keeps Britain in the EU, his reward will be becoming the next EU Commission President? After all, no man has more love for himself than he would lay down his country for his own personal ambition. And no man has more love for himself than Anthony Lynton Blair. Then the fragrant, charitable, much-loved, popular Cherie could be “Europe’s First Lady”.

Blair’s business career as an adviser to dictators seems to have crashed. Blair now needs another way to further increase his wealth and keep himself preening on the world stage. So, I would worry about the recent Drunk and Skunk Brussels love-in. I would worry that the Skunk is preparing to sell out his country in order to further ingratiate himself to his globalist paymasters and further enrich himself.

Beware the Drunk and the Skunk – they loathe us and would do anything to increase their power over us.

Oh, and here’s one of the cultural-enrichers in Italy doing the only job he knows how to do in order to supplement his benefits money with an ‘honest, hard day’s work’: