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By  David Craig, on April 21st, 2011 Probably no group in human history has ever had the good fortune of Arabs with their massive resources of oil and gas. They could have used the money earned to invest in educating their people (including women) and building schools, hospitals, roads, universities and research institutes. Instead they have squandered all their money because of their stupidity, backwardness, greed, corruption and delight in violence. While the West and Asia have advanced, Arab countries, in spite of their incredible resources, have gone backwards. Most Arab countries are hell-holes of poverty, low education and ignorance.
The Arab League is too corrupt and ineffectual to improve the lives of ordinary Arabs. So once again the West will have to try to sort out the chaos caused by Arab stupidity, greed, corruption and backwardness. We should just sell them weapons and let them get on with killing each other – that’s all they seem to understand.
By David Craig, on April 20th, 2011 I wonder if that pompous prat Osborne (who seems to know even less about economics than Liar Brown) is sitting with his well-paid advisers wondering why public spending and the deficit keep increasing in spite of his ‘cuts’. Let me help him understand with a simple example. Let’s imagine a civil servant who we’ll call Mr Smith. In 2010 Mr Smith earned £125,000. But as part of the ‘cuts’ in 2011 Mr Smith is given 4 years’ salary if he takes early retirement, so in 2011 he gets £500,000. A question for Mr Osborne: in 2011 is Mr Smith cheaper for taxpayers or more expensive? For those, like idiot Osborne who can’t work out the answer, in 2011 Mr Smith is more expensive as £500,000 is a bit bigger than £125,000. So public spending has just gone up, not down.
Now Osborne you idiot, imagine that instead of giving Mr Smith £500,000 to go, you had just reduced his working week from 5 days to 3 days. Then you’d actually have saved the taxpayer £50,000. But such an obvious solution is too complicated for our stupid chancellor.
By David Craig, on April 18th, 2011 Just when you think our navy can’t get any worse, it does. First we find out that when taken prisoner for a few days by Iranians, our brave seamen started crying when their iPods were confiscated. Then we learn that the navy watched from a safe distance while the Chandlers were captured by Somali pirates. The navy cited health and safety rules for not intervening. Now we discover that when the navy did capture some pirates, they gave them meals, health checks, cigarettes and a lift home in safety. When the Russians caught some pirates, they killed them.
We have more admirals than ships. Half of the navy are useless bureaucrats, the other half are snivelling cowards. Surely it’s time to admit defeat, scrap the few ships we do have and fire the personnel. After all, they don’t defend our national interests, so why should we let them have so much of our money?
By David Craig, on April 16th, 2011 So now we know what we knew all along, that great warrior David ‘Conqueror’ Cameron lied to us and lied to Parliament so he could get his war. At the time he claimed all he wanted to do was protect civilians. Now we find out that he plans to keep on murdering people till Gaddafi & Sons give up power. Cameron is going way beyond the terms of UN resolution 1973; he is waging an illegal war; he lied to us because he desperately wanted a war to show how tough he was; and he should now be indicted as a war criminal along with Nicholas ‘Smallcock’ Sarkozy.
Incidentally, most Arabs hate us because they envy how our societies have developed whereas their societies have not progressed for over 500 years. So why are we wasting British money and risking British lives trying to help people who loathe us and would kill us all if they could?
By David Craig, on April 15th, 2011 As the idiot Andrew Lansley’s worthless NHS ‘reforms’ head for the scrap heap, yet another opportunity to improve our woeful and wasteful NHS has been missed. As Lansley is just another greedy, incompetent, expenses-fiddling politician who has never had a proper job, he won’t understand that you improve an organisation by changing its culture, not its structure. If Lansley had just put all non-medical staff earning over £20,000 a year on a 3-day week, he could have saved £200m a week (£1bn a year). But this would also send a clear signal to the 100,000 or more useless managers and communications experts and other bureaucrats in the NHS that their days of wasting money were over. This could have been the start of a cultural change moving the NHS away from being a self-serving, profligate bureaucracy and back to focusing on patients’ healthcare.
But you f–ked up Lansley you buffoon and so the waste and incompetence continue and our healthcare falls further behind other countries.
By David Craig, on April 14th, 2011 As those great military geniuses David Conqueror Cameron and Nicholas Small-cock Sarkozy survey their Libyan adventure all is not well. The US have withdrawn from combat missions. The British and French efforts have not made much progress and Gaddaffi & Sons are looking ever more relaxed. No doubt soon Cameron and Sarkozy will start finding excuses to send in ground troops to save their political reputations.
Has Liar Cameron not realised we don’t have any money? We can’t afford his Libyan and Afghan wars and that the whole populations of backward hellholes like Afghanistan and Libya are not worth a single British life. Let’s sell them guns and let them shaughter each other to their hearts’ content. At least that helps create British jobs.
By David Craig, on April 13th, 2011 That bunch of greedy, kleptocratic, incompetent, violent, oppressive serial looters also known as the African Union have decided to broker a peace plan for Libya. Laughably the African Union is led by that dangerous good friend of Robert Mugabe, Jacob Zuma. Mr. Zuma is desperately trying to turn South Africa from a prosperous productive country into a corrupt wasteland just like his mate Mugabe did in Zimbabwe and just like most of the other hellholes ruled by the despots of the African Union. The execrable Zuma has alread described Gaddaffi as a great brotherly leader or some other such rubbish. The Libyan opposition should send this bunch of jokers back to their hellhole countries.
Meanwhile in Ivory Coast one corrupt, greedy kleptocrat has just been replaced by another greedy kleptocrat after the usual civil war. As the rest of the world develops, Africa keeps on going backwards. It’s a basket case with no hope and we should stop all aid as our money just gets stolen by Africa’s multi-billionaire rulers.
By David Craig, on April 10th, 2011 As teachers at a school go on strike over the bad behaviour of their pupils, it might be worth the teachers’ organisations thinking for a moment about why this situation has developed. For years OECD studies have tracked a continual decline in British educational standards. Teachers’ organisations have done what they could to dumb down education, stamp on excellence, hold back talented children, impose mediocrity, fiddle exam results and abandon discipline. This has created a generation of pig-ignorant, selfish, vacuous, celebrity-obsessed, junk-food addicted slobs. Their mating has now produced a new generation of feral, violent, aggressive, unemployable louts who are now giving our teachers and our society so many problems.
These children are largely uncontrollable and ‘uneducatable’. Our teachers are now reaping the results of wrecking our education system to serve their politically-correct dogma. Meanwhile our competitors like China and India are investing in educating their children. Our future does not look too great and our teachers are largely to blame.
By David Craig, on April 9th, 2011 Apparently the hapless Nick Clegg has given a ‘blub-a-minute’ interview where he tells a journalist about how tough his life is. Here we have a rich privileged brat, who has never had a proper job, who has relied on his father’s connections to get on in life, who has pocketed millions of taxpayers’ money for years, who has a lifestyle that most of those whose money he takes can’t even dream of and who will soon be off to Brussels as an EU commissioner so he can live like a multimillionaire at our expense for the rest of his life. Yet this self-centered, self-pitying, pointless waste of skin thinks we should all feel sorry for him. A bit like that other self-pitying, self-obsessed, self-absorbed, conceited, own-anus-gazing fool our very own Prince Charles. A worthless, spoilt, self-absorbed buffoon who may one day become King Tampon the First accompanied by his adorable queen Camilla the Ugly.
By David Craig, on April 8th, 2011 Our lying PM David ‘Conqueror’ Cameron and his highheel-wearing, diminutive French chum Sarkozy had hoped to gain some popularity by a quick ‘it will all be over by Easter’ war in Libya. As NATO planes wipe out the few decent tanks and rocket launchers the rebels had, Gaddaffi and sons must be having a real good laugh. You would have hoped that our self-serving, expenses-fiddling leaders would have realised that it’s a lot easier to start a war than stop one.
It’s time to bring our troops home to work in our broken schools and council estates and sell lots of weapons to the Libyans, Afghans, Iraqis and all others of their ilk so they can slaughter each other to their hearts content. Their hellhole countries and stupid, intolerant, backward populations are not worth a single British life.
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