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By  David Craig, on May 5th, 2011 Fortunately it was the US and not the useless Brits who found Bin Laden. If it had been British forces, then because of Human Rights and Health & Safety legislation, we’d probably have brought Bin Laden, all his wives and spawn to London, put them up in a large house in Kensington, given them police protection and allowed them to claim millions in benefits for the rest of their lives. (Just as we do when we ‘capture’ pirates)
The Americans, on the other hand gunned the animal down. Of course, the politically correct BBC is trying to portray Bin Laden as a victim of American excessive force. But most people are glad the creature is dead and thrown away at sea. Brilliant news.
By David Craig, on May 4th, 2011 Now we find that Pakistan under the leadership of its corrupt president, Mr. Ten Percent, was playing both sides in the supposed ‘war on terror’. On the one hand, Mr Ten Percent and his cronies were getting billions from the West ostensibly to fight terrorism. On the other hand, came billions more from the Saudis and others to hide and protect Osama Bin Laden. The Pakistanis couldn’t put Bin Laden on a military base – that would have been too incriminating. So they did the next best thing and built a virtual fortress for Bin Laden just next to a military base on the assumption that the US would never dare attack it. Fortunately the lying corrupt Pakistanis underestimated the US.
Pakistan is our enemy. Most Pakistanis hate us and want to destroy our way of life. We should stop all aid, close our embassy and restrict all travel from Pakistan. Why are we helping our enemy?
By David Craig, on May 3rd, 2011 As Obama zaps Osama, I wanted to write about how Islam is a religion of tolerance and peace. But then I remembered that in Indonesia and Nigeria, muslims often fight christians. In Thailand, muslims are at war with the buddhists. In India/Pakistan, muslims have problems getting along with hindus. In the Middle East most muslims want all jews killed. And throughout the world many muslims loathe the liberal West and blame us for their societies being mired in backwardness, poverty and ignorance.
So, I decided it’s probably better not to write anything at all….
By David Craig, on April 30th, 2011 With the wedding of Baldy Windsor and Kate Middleclass, we how have a modern-day king and queen who can take over Buck Palace once granny decides to call it a day. But there is a problem – what about the useless, self-absorbed, snivelling, egotistical, laughable little creep Prince Charles and his ugly witch wife Camilla the Horse? Theoretically he’s next in line for the throne and the Horse will be our queen. Yet if the waste of skin that is Prince Charles became king, the whole institution of royalty would be irrevocably damaged.
For the sake of the royal family’s future, they have to bypass the worthless Prince Charles and his hideous consort. What about putting them both in the Tower?
By David Craig, on April 29th, 2011 Now that the Syrians have decided to beat hell out of each other, those pompous bombastic fools Liar Cameron and Loads-Of-Money Hague are spouting off about human rights abuses and oppression and all the usual crap politicians come out with when they want to look important and decisive. So what’s Liar Cameron going to do? Start a war with Syria? Haven’t we got enough trouble with the Taliban and Gaddafi being rather smarter than Conqueror Cameron and his incompetent, overpaid armchair generals?
I don’t give a flying f..k about the Syrians. Nor do most people. Let them slaughter each other and make the world a better place. Cameron’s job is to sort out Britain’s problems – failing schools, the NHS disaster, politically correct police who only arrest innocent people, a transport system in crisis, debt we can never pay back and ever increasing public spending. Why doesn’t Liar Cameron sort out these problems and leave the Syrians to resolve their issues in the only way they know how?
By David Craig, on April 27th, 2011 Pompous prat George Liar Osborne claims to be cutting the deficit, yet it keeps on going up. Here’s an example why. Suppose you have a town with 100,000 people. Of these 50,000 work, 10,000 are unemployed and 40,000 are too young or too old for work. Then you allow 10,000 people from Eastern Europe to come and live in that town, all of whom immediately start claiming benefits for everything they can think of. The new arrivals also include 500 gypsies who embark on a massive crime wave while also claiming benefits.
The question for you Osborne: will public spending in that town go up or down? Under EU rules anyone from anywhere in the EU can now come to Britain to claim benefits, pensions, heathcare, schooling, support for non-existant children and much much more. Have our stupid, lying, thieving politicians not realised the consequences?
By David Craig, on April 26th, 2011 Well done to the Taliban. Organising a truly Great Escape and leaving the ineffectual NATO and the rotten corrupt Karzai government looking like incompetent fools. We have now been fighting in Afghanistan for longer than we fought in the First and Second World Wars. We have achieved absolutely nothing. Meanwhile Karzai and his cronies have stolen most of the billions in aid that we have sent and have shoved our billions into their bank accounts in Switzerland, Dubai and the Cayman Islands.
It’s time to bring our troops home and let the rotten, corrupt, primitive, backward Afghans rot in a hell of their own making. A million Afghans are not worth one single British life. Bring our troops home and use them in our schools and council estates to improve life for British people.
By David Craig, on April 25th, 2011 That chinless freak running Syria and his incompetent, corrupt, repressive, kleptocratic government have found out that they’re not awfully popular with their own people. They’re tried the traditional approach of shooting a few hundred of their own countrymen, but that doesn’t seem to have done the trick this time. That seems to leave just one option – start a war with the great enemy Israel so all the monkeys jumping up and down shouting “we hate Assad”, will immediately start jumping up and down shouting “we love Assad, we hate Israel”.
So the Israelis should get their guns out and start polishing their missiles – incompetent, corrupt, thieving Arab governments (that’s pretty much all of them) like nothing more than attacking Israel to deflect public anger at the misery their greed, stupidity, venality and incompetence have imposed on their own people
By David Craig, on April 24th, 2011 The great plan by our lying PM David Conqueror Cameron and Nicholas Smallcock Sarkozy seems to have gone thoroughly pear-shaped. The idea was to drop a few bombs, get Gaddafi’s forces to turn against him and let Liar Cameron and Smallcock Sarkozy come out looking like heroes. Although we were promised no boots on the ground, Britain, France and even Italy have sent in ‘advisers’. Though Gaddafi is unlikely to be trembling too much at the thought of a few French cheese-eating surrender monkeys and some puffed-up spineless cowards in smart uniforms from Italy who’ll probably change sides at the first sign of trouble.
You have to laugh as otherwise you would cry at the arrogance, stupidity, and incompetence of our leaders. Let’s hope Gaddafi gives them the thrashing they deserve.
By David Craig, on April 23rd, 2011 Our politicians bleat about how we have to help bail out the completely bankrupt Greece, Portugal and Ireland. But it’s not the countries we are bailing out. After all, they could just default on their debts and walk away unharme like Iceland did. The problem is that our banks have huge loans to these countries. If the countries defaulted, our banks would lose money. And as we know our politicians are in the pockets of the banks and do what they are told. So we will now be fleeced of tens of billions once again ensuring that the banks’ profits go into their own pockets, but we taxpayers pay for their losses.
This is the truth our lying scum politicians like Brown, Cameron and Osborne won’t ever tell us. Anyway, after they leave politics they’ll probably all get well-paid jobs with the banks they have saved with our money.
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