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By  David Craig, on July 22nd, 2011 Once more, the nonentities from Brussels who run our lives have cobbled together another supposed rescue package for the lazy, overborrowed, bankrupt PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain). But how many of us have ever voted for the pathetic Van Rompuy? Or that puffed up little Portuguese prick Barroso?
And do taxpayers in other EU countries like Holland, Sweden, Finland and Denmark realise that before every ‘important’ EU meeting, Nicholas ‘Smallcock’ Sarkozy and Angela ‘I used to be a communist’ Merkel get together and stitch up the result. So all the other so-called ‘leaders’ are presented with a fait accompli – they just have to sign up to what Smallcock and the communist have already agreed. Mikhail Gorbachev once said that he was surprised that Europeans are trying to recreate the Soviet Union in Western Europe. One thing is certain, most of us never voted for the people who now get rich by ruling our lives.
By David Craig, on July 21st, 2011 Here we go yet again, another famine in Africa. As usual, politically correct BBC reporters blame a lack of rain and never mention the greed, stupidity, corruption and uselessness of African leaders who have stolen and wasted money that should have been used for schools, hospitals, roads, irrigation and agricultural development which could have helped people survive the drought. As usual, Britain and the US give tens of millions while other EU countries couldn’t give a toss. As for rich Arab countries, they give nothing because they regard African muslims as racially inferior.
But the real question is: will any of our aid actually reach those who need it? Studies by the UN have repeatedly shown that over 90% of all aid given to Africa is stolen by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and businessmen. So while the pictures on our TV are tragic, African leaders and their offshore bankers will be rubbing their hands in glee as they prepare to steal the tens of millions heading their way.
By David Craig, on July 20th, 2011 While Uncle Rupert Murdoch was running rings round our useless, expenses-fiddling MPs, there was an even greater farce being played out across Europe. Unsurprisingly, we are gradually finding out what we knew all along. The PIIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece and Spain) are all bankrupt. The hundreds of billions already given to Greece, Ireland and Portugal have mysteriously disappeared into the pockets of bankers and the corrupt ruling elite. Now all the Latin/Catholic countries are coming back to demand more of our cash and threatening a new economic crisis if they don’t get it.
So what will Osborne do? Will he kiss Van Rompuy’s and Barrosso’s asses and hand them hundreds of billions more of our money? Or will he tell them that the euro crisis is their problem and if Germany wants to run Europe then Germany should pay for the profligacy of the lazy, high-spending PIIGS? It will be interesting to see if Osborne has any cojones.
By David Craig, on July 18th, 2011 Wer’e all going on our summer holiday
To do the things you wish that you could do
The taxpayer is paying for our summer holiday
We don’t care what happens to you..hoo…hoo
We don’t give a toss about you
We’re going where the sun shines brightly
You’re staying where you get shot and maimed too
We’ve got three months to have fun
We don’t give a sh-t about you..hoo..hoo
We don’t give a flying f–k about you
(to the tune of Summer Holiday)
By David Craig, on July 17th, 2011 The lying, incompetent, financially-incontinent, bullying fool Gordon Brown tried to have his ‘big moment’ in the Commons last week by laying into his previous bedmate News International. Putting on his best attempt at self-righteous indignation, the buffoon accused News International of doing some of the few things it didn’t actually do. As usual the lying Scotsman got his facts wrong, probably deliberately. If he was so upset at Rebekah Brooks and Murdoch why was he subsequently photographed so many times with his nose as far up their anuses as he could shove it in the hope of getting their support?
Gordon Brown always was and always will be a worthless, self-serving liar and, of course, a genius. A genius because in spite of being a useless, financially-incontinent liar he will live the rest of his life on a millionaire lifestyle paid for by the British taxpayers he has all but bankrupted. That must be the mark of true genius.
By David Craig, on July 16th, 2011 “The question many disappointed z-rate celebs will be asking is “why oh why didn’t Murdoch hack my phone?” First of all, having your phone hacked by ‘Repulsive’ Rupert shows that you’re still important. Secondly, it’s like winning the lottery – you can sue News International and waltz off with up to a million quid. Over the next few weeks many third-raters will be waiting breathlessly by their phones hoping the police will contact them, hoping that they are amongst the 4,000 or so who had their phones hacked. After all, not to have been hacked shows you’re a nothing.
By David Craig, on July 16th, 2011 The useless, overpaid asses who run the BBC have started firing people who do real work in order to supposedly save money so BBC bosses can squander any savings on stupid ideas like the catastrophic move to Salford. I don’t have the latest salary figures, but even a couple of years ago they were astonishing and they’ve certainly gone up since then: Mark Thompson-£816,000; Jana Bennett-£536,000; Mark Byford-£513,000 (he’s just been given hundreds of thousands of pounds of our money to leave); John Smith-£486,000; Ashley Highfield-£466,000; Caroline Thompson-£440,000; Zarin Patel-£440,000.
This bunch of incompetent buffoons are pocketing millions every year while running the BBC into the ground. Welcome to New Britain – land of incompetence, bureaucracy and overpaid managers busily firing frontline staff so they can keep their own big salaries and huge pensions.
By David Craig, on July 15th, 2011 Apparently ‘Repulsive’ Rupert Murdoch will be putting apologies in a few papers. An apology from Murdoch! I bet he’s really sincere. Sincerely sorry he’s lost a lot of money. Sincerely sorry his control over politicians has been smashed. Sincerely sorry his son has once again bungled another business. Sincerely sorry that his family may lose their tight control over their personal piggy bank – News International.
But is ‘Repulsive’ Rupert really sorry for his phone hacking and bribing police and destroying opponents’ lives? I rather doubt it.
By David Craig, on July 15th, 2011 Each minute the people who manage our savings, unit trusts and pensions take about £1m of our money – £60m an hour, over £400m every working day. Every day they get richer, we get poorer. Most of us don’t have 4 or 5 months to spend investigating how they take so much of our money and which financial products are as toxic as Rupert Murdoch’s underpants. I’ve been lucky – while researching and writing my latest book Pillaged, I had the time to discover what the financial services industry is up to.
Based on what I learnt, I’m running workshops where I show how we can make sure more of that £400m a day stays in our pockets (rather than going into the pockets of multimillionaire financial services insiders) and which savings and pensions products might give value and which should be avoided. If you have a group of 3 or 30 or 300 people who might be interested in me running a session for you, please get in touch at david.craig54@yahoo.co.uk
I believe that anyone attending will save between £5,000 and £50,000 by changing the way they manage their savings and pensions.
By David Craig, on July 13th, 2011 Perhaps we should be grateful that the Lord created James Murdoch. As far as I can see, James Murdoch is the Inspector Clouseau of the business world. Everything he touches seems to turn into a shambles. For decades ‘Repulsive’ Rupert Murdoch’s enemies have cowered in fear, knowing that any crtiticism of the great Australian media boss would result in their careers being ruined by his newspapers and TV channels. But it wasn’t an enemy who holed ‘Repulsive’ Rupert below the waterline – it seems to have been the bumbling incompetence, utter stupidity and crass arrogance of his own son, James.
Well done James, keep up the good work!
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