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By  David Craig, on July 12th, 2011 If you’re dutifully putting money into your pension fund every month, you might be better off using the money to wallpaper your home or as toilet paper because most of your pension savings will end up in multi-millionaire pension fund managers’ pockets. Every hour those who sold us our pensions and who manage our money take £10m of our savings in fees, commissions and other charges – over £80m every working day. That’s a huge amount of our money going to a rather small group of (very rich) people. Most of us will pay over three quarters of any growth in our savings to pension salespeople and fund managers. This huge amount of money being taken from us means that 9 out of 10 people are wasting their time saving – with less than £50,000 in their pension funds, they lose more in pension credits and other benefits than they get from their pension savings. As for the remaining 1 in 10, with annuity rates at 3%, they would need about £500,000 just to get a modest £15,000 a year pension.
But don’t worry about our MPs. They have the most generous pension scheme in Britain. You or I would have to put over £56,000 a year into our pension funds to get the same pension as an MP.
By David Craig, on July 11th, 2011 You have to admire the brazen hypocrisy and cynicism of our PM David Liar Cameron. In the same week as he squirms and wriggles to give his master ‘Repulsive’ Rupert Murdoch time to get rid of the incriminating evidence at the News of the World and his other papers, he will also meet the parents of Millie Dowler to show how much he sympathises with them over the fact that their daughter’s phone was hacked by Murdoch’s people.
It’s a pity Liar Cameron only seems to courageously use his skills to help out his boss, but when it comes to defending the British people against the EU takeover of our country Cameron rolls over and lets us get screwed by the greedy, corrupt, worthless, self-serving eurocrats in Brussels.
By David Craig, on July 10th, 2011 The News of the World scandal is producing the most extraordinary examples of ‘mis-speak’ from our leaders (like Liar Cameron) and News International executives as they all scramble to avoid any dirt landing on them. But perhaps the prize for the most brazen example of ‘mis-speak’ should go to the great man himself ‘Repulsive’ Rupert Murdoch. When asked about his support for Rebekah Brooks, Murdoch is quoted by the BBC as saying “I’m not throwing innocent people under the bus.” When he said this, presumably he momentarily forgot about the 200 or so News of the World employees, most of whom were completely innocent of any wrongdoing, who lost their jobs and so were thrown under the bus when kind old Uncle Rupert decided to close the newspaper down.
I think what he really meant was something like ‘I couldn’t give a sheepshearer’s foreskin about the lives and jobs of my employees, but I’ll do anything to protect myself, my money, my top executive and my son’. I hope this clarifies the situation.
By David Craig, on July 9th, 2011 Our lying PM David “we’re all in this together” Cameron claims that he had no warning of just how toxic Andy ‘Baldrick’ Coulson was when he gave him a job. Yet there are indications that everybody else at Westminster knew. Anyway, did Cameron really give Coulson what he calls ‘a second chance’? Or did Cameron’s boss ‘Replusive’ Rupert order Cameron to give Coulson the job as his director of communications in order to strengthen Murdoch’s influence on Downing Street?
Today Cameron’s (and Blair’s and Brown’s and Osborne’s) boss ‘Repulsive’ Rupert arrives in London no doubt to tell Liar Cameron what to do next to ensure the Murdoch’s business interests are not harmed. In the meantime, Britain’s whitewash manufacturers will be working overtime to produce enough whitewash for Cameron’s ‘independent’, ‘robust, ‘leave no stone unturned’ enquiry ‘ to conclude that Rupert and James Murdoch are saints and were never responsible for anything.
By David Craig, on July 8th, 2011 I imagine there are loads of frantic calls taking place between our lying PM David ‘Liar’ Cameron and his masters at News International – Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks. It’s a pity these calls aren’t being hacked, as it would be very interesting for us to hear David the Liar receiving his orders from Rupert and Rebekah telling him what he has to do to protect them from the phone hacking scandal and bribery of the police. In particular, I imagine they will be telling David the Liar who will be the patsy and how to arrange for Rupert and Rebekah to come out of the whole mess smelling of roses.
No doubt David the Liar will now devote lots of his energy to protecting his masters rather than wasting it on running the country or getting us out of the pointless Afghanistan war. After all, what are hundreds of thousands of oiks losing their jobs and young British soldiers being killed and maimed compared to something really important like saving the skins of Rupert and Rebekah?
By David Craig, on July 7th, 2011 As the News of the World phone hacking scandal explodes under our politicians and police, pompous liar David Cameron is talking about holding not one but two public enquiries. No doubt we mugs will be told that these enquiries (if they ever actually happen in our lifetime) will be ‘independent’ and ‘robust’ and will ‘leave no stone unturned’, when in fact they will be desperate attempts to cover up how much politicians and police were under the thumb of (the to me utterly repulsive creature that is) Rupert Murdoch.
This sounds like a job for Lord Hutton a man who is greatly respected for his skill in handling ‘independent’, ‘robust’, ‘leave no stone unturned’ enquiries. Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean?
By David Craig, on July 6th, 2011 Our lying PM has rabbitted on about how we need to build up British manufacturing. So what does his useless government do? They give a massive contract for over 1,000 Thameslink train carriages to a German company Siemens instead of the British factory owned by Canadian firm Bombardier. The government claims the Siemens bid is better value for British taxpayers. But what about the costs of 1,200 Bombardier workers and another 5,000 in supplier firms who will now lose their jobs? What about the economic and family consequences for these 6,200 workers? What about the fact that Britain will now soon not have any capacity to make trains?
Puffed up, pompous, self-serving liar Cameron couldn’t give a toss about British workers – all he’s doing is filling his own pockets and to hell with the rest of us.
By David Craig, on June 26th, 2011 Multimillionaire ‘Yuman Rights’ lawyer and sex goddess Cherie Blair delighted in revealing details of her sex life in her dreadful book in the hope that this would sell a few more copies. So Cherie, tell us what you did to get Tony to sign Britain up to the European Convention on Human Rights? Did you give him a blow job that sent Tony into seventh heaven? Or did you let him stick his purple-veined warrior of love in your ass? That would have given Tony fond memories of his days at Arniston House (in Fettes College), though perhaps your anus was more willing to allow entry of Tony’s pork sword than the anuses of the young boys who caught Tony’s wandering eye at Fettes?
Human rights legislation has cost Britain tens of billions and has destroyed over 100,000 jobs as companies can no longer afford to set up in Britain because of the protection Human Rights laws give even the most incompetent and lazy employee. But Human Rights have made tens of millions for Cherie and her lawyer friends. Come on Cherie, tell us what you did for Tony…I’m sure you want to.
By David Craig, on June 22nd, 2011 A few months ago lying pompous bag of shit David “Conqueror” Cameron and his pygmy mate Nicholas “Smallcock” Sarkozy (brave leader of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys) launched their great war against the evil emperor Gaddafi. But Cameron and Smallcock haven’t had their great victory parade through Tripoli cheered by enthusiastic crowds. In fact Bag of Shit and Smallcock both seem to have gone a bit quiet about their Libyan crusade. Gaddafi seems to be doing a great job avoiding being bombed and Bag of Shit and Smallcock are increasingly looking like war criminals who should be tried for their crimes.
Why can’t Bag of Shit and Smallcock realise that Libya is not our problem. Like with the Iran/Iraq war, we should be following our national interest by selling weapons to both sides and let them slaughter each other as the stupid arabs have been doing for the last thousand years and will no doubt continue to do for the next thousand years.
By David Craig, on June 18th, 2011 Britain gives £12.6 billion in foreign aid every year – equivalent to almost £800 per year for every British family where someone can be bothered to work and pay taxes. Yet studies by the UN (itself as corrupt as the day is long) have shown that 80% to 90% of all foreign aid is stolen by corrupt politicians and bureaucrats in Third World countries. And now we learn that Kenya’s ruling elite have just stolen £50 million that should have been used to provide primary school education for Kenya’s poorest children. The Kenyan president has promised an investigation and punishment for those involved. But given that several million of that money is probably now sitting in one of his many offshore bank accounts, we shouldn’t hold our breath.
It’s time to stop the foreign aid farce. It would be better to give just a small amount of money so we can monitor how much gets stolen and how much actually reaches its target rather than throwing away billions that all get siphoned off by corrupt officials.
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