Holiday message from MPs to troops in Afghanistan

Wer’e all going on our summer holiday

To do the things you wish that you could do

The taxpayer is paying for our summer holiday

We don’t care what happens to you..hoo…hoo

We don’t give a toss about you

We’re going where the sun shines brightly

You’re staying where you get shot and maimed too

We’ve got three months to have fun

We don’t give a sh-t about you..hoo..hoo

We don’t give a flying f–k about you

(to the tune of Summer Holiday)