Snouts in the Trough

So-called scientists, probably desperate for some media attention and an increase in their grants, are now claiming that many children’s bad behaviour is caused by their genes and not the fact that they’re selfish, pig-ignorant, drunken yobs appallingly brought up by slobbish, blubbery, X-factor-obsessed, useless parents.

So now  every worthless swearing yob will be able to claim that ‘it was me genes wot did it’. Soon they’ll be demanding disability benefits for their supposed ‘genetic defects’. How about a good thrashing instead? Bring back the birch.

The bible never told us ‘blessed are the greedy and the incompetent for they shall inherit the earth’. But that’s what has happened. Throughout Europe the greedy and incompetent financiers and their tame politicians can hardly stop laughing as they shovel huge quantities of our money into their own pockets.

Never in the history of the world have so many been fleeced of so much money by so few. The greedy and the incompetent really have inherited the earth.

So now we know. Ed Miliscum was against the Iraq war, against excessive immigration, against Brown’s boom and bust policies, against Nulabour’s civil liberties restrictions, against….. In fact he seems to have been against an awful lot of his party’s policies. It’s a pity he forgot to mention this before the last election when he was a member of the bungling, financially-incontinent, sociopathic Brown’s government.

Or perhaps the truth is that the hyper-ambitious, arrogant, self-important Miliscum brothers would say or do anything to further their own careers. And now this spineless Miliscum creature might become our next PM. God preserve us from cowardly liars.

For the last few years, I’ve tried hard to reveal the massive scale of waste, greed and incompetence in the public sector and the stupidity of our politicians of all parties. But it’ slightly depressing to see that the poorly-educated, pig-ignorant, junk-food guzzling, reality-TV-obsessed British public would much rather read some garbage supposedly written by (someone I would consider) a surgically-enhanced freak like Katie Price than more serious books like mine.

The Jordanisation and Simon-Cowellisation of Britain has turned us into stupid, drunken, self-obsessed, self-pitying, selfish, blubbing slobs. Perhaps it’s time to pack up and leave.

Bournemouth used to be a rather genteel town where you could get away from the marauding gangs of youths and thuggishness of so many other places. No more, unfortunately. Now the town is full of groups of drunken, foul-mouthed, aggressive yobs and porcine, permanently inebriated, scantily-dressed slags. Some parks have become no-go areas for the law-abiding. Try to play tennis on public courts and you’ll have abuse, threats and even empty bottles hurled at you.

So what are our useless police doing? Absolutely nothing! In three years here, I’ve only ever seen one policeman. If you’re lucky you might see a couple of overweight plastic bobbies (PCSOs) waddling along, sweating with the effort of moving their fat limbs. If there are actually any police here, I suppose they’re hiding behind mounds of paperwork in their police stations, waiting contentedly for early retirement on a full pension at fifty. If you want a relaxing weekend away – don’t come to Bournemouth.