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By  David Craig, on September 25th, 2010Whatever the outcome of the Labour Party leadership vote, one thing seems certain – bulging-eyed, incompetent buffoon Ed Balls will become shadow chancellor. Balls was the clown who helped bullying sociopath Gordon Brown waste over a trillion pounds of our money and bankrupt Britain. That the Labour Party chooses this complete fool as the new shadow chancellor shows they have learnt nothing from one of the greatest economic crashes in British history. By David Craig, on September 24th, 2010The family of the lawyer who threatened police with a shotgun are bleating and moaning about his death. Anyone who points a loaded gun at another person deserves to be shot. No ifs, no buts. End of story. Perhaps the family are hoping to clean up by demanding hundreds of thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money in compensation so they can live the life of Riley at our expense. If so, maybe the police should sue them for the harm and cost caused by the lawyers’ antics. I thnk it was Shakespeare who wrote or Napoleon who said that we should kill all the lawyers. They had the right idea. We’ve got too many greedy, self-serving, lying lawyers in Britain. And, of course, years of cheating people for a living makes them ideal candidates to go on to become thieving, expenses-fiddling politicians. Anything that legally reduces the number of legal parasites must be a good thing. How can we get rid of a few more? By David Craig, on September 23rd, 2010It’s party time for the ruling elites in the ‘Stans. In Pakistan, the president Mr. Ten Percent and his cronies will be creaming off a goodly share of the tens of millions destined for flood victims. In Afghanistan, Karzai the Corrupt and his mates are channelling our money into their property and business empires in Dubai and other countries in preparation for when they do a runner as the Taliban takes over. It’s amazing that in the middle of an economic crisis, when millions of our people are losing jobs and homes, our leaders choose to throw our money into the pockets of the leaders of two of the most corrupt countries in the world. By David Craig, on September 21st, 2010The rich Mr. Clegg has launched an attack on Britain’s supposed tax dodgers. Britain’s worst tax-dodgers are our corrupt thieving MPs who flip their homes, lie about their main homes and use other dirty tricks to enrich themselves at our expense. I suggest that the hypocritical Mr. Clegg looks at Danny Alexander’s imaginative use of his MPs’ expenses before criticising anyone else. Anyway Nick, how much did you cheat from us when you were an MEP? £500,000? A million? It seems to me, Mr. Clegg, that you’re just a third-rate liar and hypocrite like the rest of your Westminster chums. So shut the f–k up! By David Craig, on September 21st, 2010At the moment thousands of disgusting, junk-food addicted, blubbery fat pigs are demanding that the NHS pays millions so that they can have gastric band operations (rather than using the money for cancer patients) because the fatties can’t be bothered to improve their diet or do some exercise. But there is already evidence that some years after the operation many patients are experiencing serious complications. So in a few years we can expect all these gross slobs, egged on by greedy scumbag lawyers, to start suing the NHS (the taxpayer) for further millions for giving them the operation they had so loudly demanded. When this happens, we should tell them to get stuffed – they wanted the operation and they must live with the consequences. If they’d moved from in front of the TV and done a little exercise they wouldn’t have had any problems in the first place. By David Craig, on September 20th, 2010Amongst frequent travellers, the old joke is that Alitalia stands for ‘Always Late In Take-off, Always Late In Arrival’. However, the Pope’s recent arrival and departure on a special Alitalia flight were both on time. Now that truly is a miracle. By David Craig, on September 19th, 2010As the Guardianistas, the BBC and their ilk bleat on about Global Warming or Climate Change or whatever they call it this week, they never dare mention the real cause of the devastation of our environment – population growth. It is the world’s rapidly increasing population that is causing deforestation, decimation of fish stocks, environmental destruction and rising emissions. If we want to save our environment, we need population control. But the population is growing fastest in the Third World. So population control are two words the dishonest, hypocritical PC mob will never mention. By David Craig, on September 18th, 2010As the overpaid eurocrats splutter with indignation over France’s expulsion of beggars and thieves, we Brits can only look on with envious admiration. Imagine if we had a leader who stood up for Britain’s interests instead of grovelling to Brussels. Imagine if we could throw out the hundreds of thousands of foreign criminals who have made Britain their home. Imagine if everyone who was given British citizenship had a ten-year probationary period so that any crime committed would automatically invalidate their citizenship. We can only dream – our leaders are only interested in filling their own pockets and can’t be bothered to protect our interests. By David Craig, on September 18th, 2010Who, apart from his wife, would want to wake up each weekday morning to the sight of Adrian Chiles? Not me! By David Craig, on September 17th, 2010As Boy George Osborne prepares his great public spending review, thousands of civil servants are applying for early retirement knowing that they’ll get anywhere from three to six years salary for going early. Apparently Boy George thinks that paying someone several years salary will save money. It might, George, but not for a few years. In the meantime all this redundancy money will increase spending. Stupid boy! If you’d just put all your useless civil servants on a 4-day week, instead of paying them a fortune to go, you’d have actually saved some of our money, you fool! Question: How stupid is George Osborne? Answer: Very |
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