Greedy, self-serving politician becomes Labour leader

The newspapers are full of the news about some greedy, self-serving politician winning the vote to become the new Labour leader while other greedy, self-serving politicians lost the contest. What does it matter? They’re all the same.

The only difference I can see is that Ed Miliband apparently didn’t steal quite as much of our money on his expenses as the other candidates. But that hardly seems to be a great qualification for becoming our future PM.