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By  David Craig, on January 10th, 2011 Down here in Bournemouth the stench of corruption is overwhelming. We have big scale corruption. The council paid over £3m for an artificial surf reef. It doesn’t work, but our £3m has gone. There may have been a few palms greased to get that done. Then our hospital paid £5.4m to Kier Construction, arguably Britain’s most corrupt construction company, for a hospital car park that should only have cost £3.5m. More brown envelopes being passed around? I had to resign as elected hospital governor in protest when the chief executive refused to take action.
Then we have small scale corruption. When I bought my flat, I thought my lawyer and surveyor were working for me. Far from it, they lied to me to get the sale through. When I pointed out that they had cheated me, the lawyer gave me £4,000 and the surveyor £2,500 just to stop me revealing their corrupt practices. And now I’ve been threatened with extreme violence by the board who run the block of flats where I live because I’ve been asking questions about £250,000 of residents’ money that seems to have ‘disappeared’. Curiously, one of the board members is a Mr. Steve Cable who happens to work for Kier Construction, arguably Britain’s most corrupt construction company.
Is Bournemouth the most corrupt town in Britain? Or is it just typical of the widespread corruption that has permeated all aspects of our life under Liar Blair and Liar Brown and which has continued under Liar Cameron?
By David Craig, on January 7th, 2011 The joke leading Labour has claimed that Britain’s current economic problems and high levels of debt were not the fault of the last government nor of his former boss, the lying buffoon Gordon Brown. For over ten years liar Brown spent (and mostly wasted) four pounds for every three pounds the government took in tax. Instead of paying down our debts, Brown and that idiot Balls massively increased them.
Ed Miliband are you a dickhead or just a liar? I suspect the answer is both.
By David Craig, on January 6th, 2011 Lying PM David “we’re all in this together” Cameron promised tough action against MPs cheating on their expenses. Well, he’s certainly taken action. Now the rules will be relaxed – MPs will be trusted to be honest about their second homes, their taxi fares and much else. They will also get more money for their families and staff. Basically, it’s back to a free for all.
Cameron – you are just a piece of lying lowlife scum. You let your mates steal our money while professing the need to cut public spending. You stuff the Lords with your cronies. You protect corrupt bankers from prosecution. Cameron you are a liar – now sue me, liar!
By David Craig, on January 2nd, 2011 Our lying PM, David “we’re all in this together” Cameron, recently boasted about how he’d managed to limit the EU’s budget increase to 2.9%, even though the EU already wastes over fifty billion pounds a year. But liar Cameron didn’t talk so much about the concession made to the EU. In return for the EU limiting its budget increase, the EU has been given to go-ahead to ‘explore’ ways of raising what they call “own resources” – basically, the eurocrats are working out how to impose a new EU tax directly on us. Probably it will be a tax on carbon usage or flights or something like that.
Once the EU gets its own tax, it breaks free from the control of governments and can steal and waste as much of our money as it wants. A new EU tax is coming soon. You heard about it here first. David “we’re all in this together” Cameron is a liar – we’re not all in this together – you and you chums are fleecing the rest of us. Scum, just lying, greedy scum.
By David Craig, on December 30th, 2010 Hello oiks. 2011 is going to be a pretty tough year, at least it will be for you stupid oiks. For us and all our friends, we’ll be having a whale of a time with your money. Firstly, our ‘tough’ new rules on MPs’ expenses mean they can now steal even more of your money than they did before. And we’ve put lots of our best chums into the House of Lords so they can fiddle their expenses till the day they die. And we’ve changed the rules so that a peer only needs to spend one day a month at their so-called ‘main home’. This lets all those with houses in France and Italy claim these are their main homes and you dumb oiks have to pay all their travel to and from their real homes in Britain.
Finally, we’ve buried the report on the RBS disaster so that none of our friends in banking ever get prosecuted for fraud, false accounting, obtaining money by deception and all the other things they’re guilty of. After all, when we leave Downing Street, we’ll both be off to work for a bank or two, just like Tony, so we don’t want to spoil our chances by upsetting any bankers. We’re going to have a wonderful New Year, unlike you stupid oiks who voted for us. Ha, ha.
By David Craig, on December 29th, 2010 Some of us facing an economically horrific 2011, might still be wondering how we got into this mess after 13 years of rule by that great economist, towering intellect and pillar of Presbyterian prudence Gordon Liar Brown. So to help, here is a brief guide to Gordonomics:
Step 1. If the government earns 300bn pounds in taxes each year, spend 400bn each year
Step 2. When the government gets into crippling debt, borrow more money
Step 3. Blame everyone else for the ensuing disaster
Step 4. Go back to Step 1 and repeat till you lose an election and your job
Hope this helps. Have a great, if not very prosperous, New Year
By David Craig, on December 27th, 2010 While most of us face a dismal 2011 with rising taxes, rising inflation and rising unemployment, the members of the “100,000 Club” will be living it up at our expense. The “100,000 Club” are the 100,000 politicians, bureaucrats, civil servants and council managers who will pick up over £100,000 a year of taxpayers’ money for the rest of their lives in salaries, expenses and pensions.
These 100,000 people are the ones who helped lying buffoon Gordon Brown waste over a trillion pounds of our money. But while we have got poorer, the 100,000 have looked after themselves using our money. You and I may not have a prosperous New Year, but for the members of the 100,000 Club, life is sweet.
By David Craig, on December 23rd, 2010 Hi there. Hope you’re enjoying the weather in Afghanistan. Back here in Britain it’s pretty miserable. We know you’re being killed and injured in a pointless war supporting a corrupt puppet government. But if we were to bring you home, that would mean admitting we made a mistake sending you in the first place. And we can never admit making a mistake, no matter how many of you oiks get killed or maimed.
Back here we’re having the time of our lives. The new expenses rules mean we can steal even more taxpayers’ money. Meanwhile you poor sods are getting shot at for no reason at all. Hey, in life there are winners and losers. You lot are the losers and we’re definitely the winners. Have a great Christmas – we’ll be having a wonderful Christmas and a very prosperous New Year. Give me some more expenses!
By David Craig, on December 22nd, 2010 Those two lying buffoons David “we’re all in this together” Cameron and George “we’re all in this together” Osborne have managed to increase public spending to a record level. Perhaps they didn’t realise that stuffing the House of Lords full of their mates allowing them to sponge off taxpayers for the rest of their lives would push up spending. Or maybe they didn’t think that giving top civil servants and public-sector managers hundreds of thousands of pounds in early retirement payments only for them to come back a few days later as expensive ‘consultants’ would push up spending. Or it could be that they hadn’t realised allowing themselves to be screwed by the crooks and fraudsters in the EU would push up spending. Or it might be that they hadn’t realised that letting their banker mates stuff their pockets with taxpayers’ money in order to pay themselves huge bonuses would reduce the money the government had to spend on essential public services.
It seems that all we’ve done is replace one bunch of corrupt, self-serving, incompetent idiots by another bunch. Woe betide Britain.
By David Craig, on December 20th, 2010 As the underperforming, self-satisfied lump of lard that is Wayne Rooney misses a penalty against Arsenal, some people must be wondering if the Roon can only score with (usually ageing) hookers. Even girls who would open their legs for any footballer demand thousands when servicing our Wayne.
Still, as well as scoring a few hookers, Rooney also managed to score a massive pay rise from Sir Alex. So he must be doing something right. The problem is that Rooney now pockets so much of fans’ money that he’s no longer hungry for success. Instead he just idles his way through games doing little of any use. Just another depressing example from today’s snouts-in-the-trough Britain.
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