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Score so far: Gaddaffi 1 Cameron 0

Madman Muammar Gaddaffi seems to have outwitted Cameron the Conqueror and Tiny Todger Sarkozy by declaring an immediate ceasefire. This has left Cameron and the vertically-challenged frog frothing in frustration that they haven’t got the war and the glory they wanted. So now Cameron the Crusader is off to Paris to plot with Sarkozy how they can find some excuse to start killing Libyans to provoke Gaddaffi.

Gaddaffi may have won the first round, but it looks like Cameron the Conqueror will get his war. No doubt BP who risked losing their Libyan olifields will be very grateful and will make a generous contribution to Tory funds once Gaddaffi has been removed and they get their hands on Libya’s oil again. Maybe BP will even give Cameron a well-paid job after he loses the next election.

Cameron’s sycophantic MPs are praising his immense courage in battling for a war. Perhaps they’re forgetting they he and they won’t actually do any fighting. It’ll be the poor sods in the armed forces who’ll be murdering innocent Libyans to ensure Cameron the Conqueror’s place in history. And it will be innocent British civilians who will be killed and maimed by the terror attacks carried out by all the young men recruited into Al Quaeda because of their revulsion at British attacks on a Muslim country.

Cameron the lying coward goes to war

I felt physically sick just now watching our self-satisfied, overpaid, thieving, self-serving MPs crowing in delight as they start yet another unnecessary war with a Muslim country. The BBC was just as shameful. It’s meant to be balanced but ‘forgot’ to invite anyone on the programme who had the brains to be against yet another military disaster. As for Cameron, MPs and journalists are hailing his great “success” in getting a UN resolution to start slaughtering Libyans in the name of democracy. Starting a war is not a success.

I believe that at at least 90% of British people think that Libya’s internal affairs are not our problem and that if Libyans want to kill each other, then that’s their business. The whole godforsaken country and its backward inhabitants are not worth a single British bullet, bomb or life.

Cameron the Crusader gets his war

Following yesterday’s shameful vote at the corrupt UN, it looks like our lying PM David Cameron is going to get the war he’s been salivating over for the last couple of weeks. Now he thinks he can stride around being a great international statesman just like his hero Blair. Doesn’t our stupid PM realise he’s walking straight into a disaster? Arabs don’t give a toss when Arabs kill other Arabs. But as soon as Al Jazeera starts broadcasting pictures of British planes killing Libyans, there will be uproar in the Arab world.

Osama Bin Laden must be over the moon. Cameron is about to provide him with thousands and thousands of new recruits – all eager to avenge their Arab brothers killed by Cameron the Crusader.

Students – you are being conned by Willets and his mates

Our lying leaders, who would have had their university fees paid by the taxpayer, claim that the deficit means today’s students must pay a fortune for their education. This is a bunch of lies. What is happening is that the ruling generation has put its own financial well-being before that of young people. If the government was to set a maximum public-sector pension of say the average wage (£26,000 a year), they would save so much money that there would be little need to charge university fees at all. But that would hit the pockets of our arrogant, thieving leaders, so it will never happen.

At the centre of these lies is universities minister David Willets who I believe to be a greedy, self-serving hypocrite. He wrote a book bemoaning how the babyboomers had taken their children’s future and why they should give it back. But he seems more than happy to impoverish today’s students so that he and his mates can live the rest of their lives in taxpayer-funded luxury.

Does doctor know best? Or does Lansley?

The doctors’ trade union, the BMA, is predictably up in arms over the proposed reforms to the NHS. But, of course, doctors have always opposed any changes to healthcare. When the NHS was first proposed, opposition from doctors was fierce. However, as with so many previous changes, when more money was put on the table, suddenly doctors thought whatever was proposed was a jolly good idea after all.

But with buffoon Lansley’s “reforms”, the doctors may be right. A colleague of Lansley described him to me as “incompetent” and a “waste of skin”. The only proper job Lansley has ever held was at the DTI (Department for Total Incompetence). The man is an idiot and anything he does will inevitably be wrong. What is needed in the NHS is to put all the 40,000+ managers on a 3-day week saving £8m a day (£2bn a year). Then some new ways of commissioning healthcare could be tested in a few pilot areas and if successful then rolled out across the NHS. Lansley’s idea of a “big bang” change with untested new structures is bound to be a costly disaster. But Lansley is too stupid to see that.

Never trust a finance journalist! Ever!

While researching and writing my latest book Pillaged! I’ve had to read the personal finance/money sections of the main weekend newspapers. I noticed a curious coincidence. When a supposedly ‘impartial’ journalist recommended investing in say emerging markets or frontier markets, there would often be an ad for some unit trust working in precisely the markets recommended by the journalist. Yet if you’d followed any of these journalists’ advice, you’d be a lot poorer than you used to be. The big recommendations of the last few months have been Japan, what’s called ‘frontier markets’ (e.g. Egypt) and defensive stocks (large Western companies that pay a decent dividend).

Of course, nobody could have foreseen the appalling earthquake in Japan or the unrest in North Africa. But junketing journalists are often obsequiously keen to recommend the products sold by the main advertisers without mentioning the risks. As for buying large Western companies – last week the FTSE and the S&P were on a p/e (price earnings) ratio of over 20 when the long-term average is around 15 – so they were 33% overvalued. There was only one place they could go and that was down. So never ever trust personal finance journalists – to keep their jobs and pay their mortgages they have to recommend what the biggest advertisers are flogging – and that’s usually a dead horse.

Will Cameron get his war?

David Liar Cameron seems desperate to have a war in a Muslim country, just like his hero Liar Blair. With the useless Arab League now recommending a no-fly zone over Libya, Cameron the Coward’s dream of his very own war may be fulfilled. It’s a pity it hasn’t occurred to Liar Cameron or William “I’m-too-busy-earning-money-to-do-my-job” Hague that if the Arab League wants a no-fly zone, they should impose it themselves. Why should the British and Americans be drawn into another pointless war just because many Arab countries have not advanced politically, intellectually or culturally for the last 500 years?

When public service became self-service

As tens of thousands of frontline public-sector jobs are cut, public-sector bosses keep awarding themsleves massive pay rises and bonuses. The local council pay feeding frenzy is in full swing with bureaucrats filling their pockets and councillors pushing up their own allowances. In the police at least 12,000 police officers will go, but the head of ACPO has been given a £27,000 pay rise – enough to pay for one policeman. And while Lord Hypocrite Hutton blethers on about the need to cut public-sector pensions, it turns out that politicians will be protected from his proposals. Our MPs probably already have the most generous pension plan in Britain – you or I would have to save over £50,000 a year in our pension fund to get a similar pension to an MP.

Twenty or thirty years ago, we probably had some politicians and council bosses who genuinely believed in public service. Today the’yre just a bunch of lying, greedy, self-serving parasites out to fill their own pockets with whatever they can grab for themselves. We’re definitely not all in this together whatever David Liar Cameron says.

Can you help tell people they’re being ripped off?

My latest book Pillaged! tries to show people how £1m a minute (£413m a day) is being looted from their savings and pensions. The book has been boycotted by personal finance journalists because I criticise their supposed “impartiality” when they advise us where to put our money- usually the companies that advertise most in their papers. I only got about £1,000 (yes, just one thousand) for writing the book. So if people buy it or not, this isn’t going to make money for me. But I believe it would be tragic if the media’s boycott meant that nobody knew of the book’s existence.

So can you tell the people you know about my book? Reading it will help them fight against the greed, tricks and dishonesty of the financial services insiders who are pocketing £1m a minute of our money.

Gaddafi laughs at Europe’s pointless leaders

How Gaddafi must be laughing. Just as he’s about to crush the rebellion, Europe’s spineless, self-serving leaders all go to a talking shop, agree on nothing and then a couple of these buffons call on Gaddafi to resign. Perhaps David “I-want-a-war-just-like-Tony” Cameron, France’s President “bling bling” Sarkozy, the worthless Van Rompy Pompy and the other faceless nonentities ruining Europe haven’t realised that you don’t resign when winning a war? And what about that great international stateswoman, (in my opinion) professional parasite Baroness “give-me-more-taxpayers’-money” Ashton? Isn’t Gaddafi afraid of her?

Gaddafi’s victory has shown up our euroleaders for what they are – blustering, incompetent, impotent, verbose, greedy and all rather pointless. Well done Gaddafi!