Snouts in the Trough

Multimillionaire owner of 7 homes, Environment Secretary Chris Huhne must have a great life. He pockets over £200,000 a year in salary and “expenses” and a massive pension all paid for by poor sods who often earn less than a tenth of what Huhne gets. So Rich Chris can go around posturing and posing and imposing absurd carbon reduction targets on Britain. These push up our energy prices preventing British firms from being competitive and destroying British jobs. Meanwhile, China has to open a new coal-fired power station almost every week to cope with the demands of its factories which make all the things British firms can no longer afford to make in Britain.

But rich Chris doesn’t give a damn about preserving British jobs. He just wants to puff and preen himself to feed his own sense of self-importance. So here’s a message from rich Chris Huhne to the few British workers who still have jobs: “I’m all right Jack. Sod you all!”

Do you like a good fireworks display? If so, perhaps you should head over to the house of footballer Ryan Giggs or his brother’s place. Given the revelations that Giggs has been putting his penis into the vagina (and maybe other places) of his brother’s wife for possibly the last 8 years, there are sure to be some awesome fireworks at both Giggs brothers’ homes.

But don’t take the children, some of the language being used by the Giggs family may not be appropriate for young ears.

A few months ago our lying PM David “Conqueror” Cameron and his new European best friend Nicholas “Smallcock” Sarkozy started a war with Libya in order to boost their own reputations as great international statesmen. Libya is just a bit of desert with a few towns spread out along the coast. Yet with the combined military might of NATO at their disposal, Cameron and Smallcock can’t even beat Gaddaffi’s ramshackle forces. What a shambles.

Is this going to like Afghanistan where British soldiers spend ten years being slaughtered for no purpose at all? Or are you going to win your war? Or do you even give a damn, Mr Cameron? Do you give a damn about all the people you are sending to their deaths? Or is puffing up your own ego the only thing that’s important to you?

One should not laugh at others’ suffering. But there is something vaguely ironic about 16 people who bought organic salads being killed by their organic cucumbers. After all, the self-righteous, holier-than-thou, healthier-than-thou people who buy organic products do so in order to live longer, healthier lives than the rest of us. They spurn ordinary food cultivated using scientifically developed fertilisers in favour of more natural organic food. Well it seems that the fertilisers used on these cucumbers were a bit too natural – probably containing human faeces and e-coli.

I’ll stay away from organic – unhealthy food looks like being a lot healthier than supposedly healthy organic.

April’s borrowing figures were the worst on record. Osborne’s ‘cuts’ are increasing spending not reducing it! This proves once again that the pompous, ignorant little prat George Liar Osborne knows about as much about economics as the fool Gordon Brown. The only way to cut spending is to break the power of the “100,000 club”. These are the 100,000 bureaucrats who earn over £100,000 a year and who waste hundreds of billions of our money each year through their profligacy and incompetence.

The only way to break their power is to put all public-sector managerial and administrative staff not doing direct front-line jobs on a 4-day week. This would save £200m a week. But it would also show these useless bureaucrats that taxpayers represented by the government are in charge of Britain and not the bureaucrats. After 6 months, many of these bureaucrats could be put on a 3-day week saving hundreds of millions more. Without the interference of thousand upon thousand pointless managers, most front-line workers would probably be able to deliver better services at lower cost. Until the power of the bureaucrats is broken, public spending will keep going up.