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By  David Craig, on September 16th, 2010Some MPs’ committee or other has just expressed astonishment at the Ministry of Defence’s (MoD’s) recidivist and expensive bungling on a PFI contract for in-flight refuelling aircraft. Perhaps if our useless, corrupt MPs had read Plundering the Public Sector published in 2006 and Squandered published in 2008, they wouldn’t be so surprised at the total and utter incompetence of the MoD’s tens of thousands of worthless buffoons. By David Craig, on September 15th, 2010So, ex-Nazi, now Pope arrives in Britain. What shall we call this odious creature? Pope Buggerer the XVI? Pope Coverer-up the XVI? Pope F–k Young Boys the XVI? Or Just Pope Pederast the XVI? Of course, this Pope may not have buggered and raped lots of young boys like his many priests have all over the world. But he does seem to have made great efforts to cover up the Catholic church’s sexual abuse. Welcome to Britain Pope Buggerer the XVI! By David Craig, on September 15th, 2010Most of us are probably watching with trepidation the upcoming battle between the government and the unions over spending cuts. Yet this battle is completely unnecessary. If they had brains. ministers could achieve their cuts without the loss of a single front-line job. The solution is to put all public-sector executives. managers and administrators who do not deal directly with the public on a 4-day week and all quangos (like the useless £70m a year Equalities and Human Rights Commission on a 3-day week). This would save about £200m a week (£10bn a year) without any expensive job losses or redundancies. Plus it would avoid a fight with the unions. But as few minsters have ever had a proper job, they are unable to choose such a simple solution. By David Craig, on September 14th, 2010Well, not yet. Though he has just been given a US prize for his peace-making and bringing together people of different faiths. When he lied to justify the Iraq invasion he certainly brought together people of different faiths with the result that over a hundred thousand were killed. Then he brought people of different faiths together in Afghanistan – tens of thousands more dead. But Bliar doesn’t care – he’s earning lots of money and can have a good laugh with his wealthy mates about all the fools who got killed so he could become rich. By David Craig, on September 13th, 2010The British taxpayer is going to have to pay millions for the visit of an ex-Nazi who has become Pope and who seems to have made extraordinary efforts to cover up the widespread buggery and sexual abuse in the Catholic church. Catholics should bow their heads in shame rather than welcome Pope Pederast the First. By David Craig, on September 11th, 2010As our tax system collapses into near chaos with millions receiving demands for hundreds and even thousands of pounds, the pompous, incompetent, overpaid, self-satisfied nincompoop in charge of HMRC claims that he has done nothing wrong and there is no reason he should resign. In fact, he even said in an interview that the country needs him. All the country needs is for you to f–k off, you useless, bureaucratic, pampered buffoon. But, of course, in today’s Britain, utter incompetence is a precondition for promotion in the public sector rather than anything that could actually harm a career. By David Craig, on September 11th, 2010At last the truth is beginning to seep out that Afghanistan’s president and his family have been spending a lot of somebody’s money to invest in their luxury retirement homes in Dubai. What are our soldiers dying for? To make the Karzai family into multi-millionaires! That doesn’t seem like a great cause to sacrifice one’s life. Come on Cameron – bring our soldiers home and leave the Afghans to rot in a hell of their own making. By David Craig, on September 10th, 2010Our thieving MPs are after more of our money claiming they are not paid enough and they could earn much more in other jobs. A simple answer is, ‘o.k, resign and get another job, if you can’. But the real issue is that MPs are lying to avoid revealing their real earnings. They get a salary of around £64,000 for about 8 months work. But you or I would have to put over £50,000 a year in our pension savings to get the same pension as an MP. Then they can give around £30,000 a year to a family member supposedly for ‘secretarial duties’. That brings them up to £144,000 a year. And then there’s still lots of money to be made on their expenses. Plus they can earn tens of thousands more with second and third jobs. If you hear squealing from MPs, it’s the squealing of pigs at the trough always wanting more of our money. By David Craig, on September 9th, 2010Muslim leaders are up in arms over some idiot’s plan to burn a few copies of the Koran and have called this a threat to world peace. Yet we didn’t hear their condemnations when over 3,000 innocent people were slaughtered in the unprovoked World Trade Centre attack. One might be forgiven for feeling that Muslim leaders are pretty selective in chosing targets for their well-rehearsed outrage. It’s a pity our leaders don’t have the cojones to stand up to them. By David Craig, on September 9th, 2010Phew! That was lucky. Pakistan has just been saved by some actress with big lips and an abundant bosom. Of course her visit had nothing to do with exploiting the dreadful situation in Pakistan to get PR for herself. No self-respecting person would ever sink so low. So now that multi-millionairess Ms Jolie is saving Pakistan, there’s no need for us to give any of our money to be stolen by Pakistan’s rapaciously corrupt politicians and bureaucrats. |
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